FML : Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his...

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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonyme / Saturday 9 July 2011 00:11 / France

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By 48Connor | 10

#2852652 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:19

Wow, stalkerish?

By you_failed | 15

#2852656 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:19

YDI for being a creep.

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By coolchick10 | 0

#2852650 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:19

dang that's just sad...

bigfoot89 | 4

#2852747 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:27

idk if he was really hot then i think it is justified ;)

Newboyz00185 | 0

#2852970 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:47

So get ya knees flexin
And ya arms T-rexin'
And Creep.
Do the creep!

YFDIOP | 0

#2853865 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:22

I hope OP's a girl...

MrSassypants | 31

#2854020 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:44

2 it's not sad because if the guy is sorry that means OP might have a chance. 8)

PiNeApPlEsUnDaY | 0

#2854070 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:52

134 it's sad cuz theres no show tonight!!:D

CsDy1395 | 6

#2854179 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:07

sad that op is a stalker, or sad that he was out?

MrSassypants | 31

#2854289 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:28

Geez, I was just trying to be optimistic. You guys are just downers. "Y U NO POSITIVE??

seanders | 10

#2855513 - Saturday 9 July 2011 13:02

It's sad cause if it was a guy watching a girl, everybody would be up in arms about it. Good old double standards.

Bobissmall | 13

#2855925 - Saturday 9 July 2011 15:52

#265 is right =/ also the word everyone is yelling would be 'pervert' instead of 'creep' which is tamer.

bigfoot89 | 4

#2863666 - Monday 11 July 2011 0:58

homophobe

By 48Connor | 10

#2852652 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:19

Wow, stalkerish?

garrettsgirl | 0

#2852680 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:22

haha looks like he was on to you!! at least he was nice about it and gave you a show ;) to watch every night

Thabb | 0

#2852720 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:24

Why is this an FML? He must be into you if he knows you're watching and keeps doing it.

joker1995 | 2

#2852727 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:25

Yea instead of calling the cops. Thats creepy as hell

Thabb | 0

#2852755 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:28

Hey, he must be into you if he kept doing it when aware that you were watching.

flockz | 19

#2852762 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:28

haha i like how op "peeked" through the window. twenty bucks she has like a high powered telescope watching her neighbor's ass. idk this fml seems to be worded too innocently for what she is actually doing.

Idonebeenhad | 17

#2852780 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:29

LOL! #1, I took a pic of that FML too, the one in your profile picture

mohammedrun | 3

#2852823 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:33

Wow OP really needs to get a boyfriend instead of spying on other ppl with binoculars. I would have just called the cops.

ActionManly | 11

#2853726 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:04

No, no, you guys have got it all wrong. It might be being stalkerish, but he's obviously into her. He's completely DTF, why not just hook up? ;)

luvppl | 6

#2853733 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:04

lol, 34... I'm pretty sure he tool a pic cuz it was the first time that he was first to comment lolololol

yummycupkake | 0

#2853742 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:05

at least you didn't waist your money on popcorn tonight like yesterday.

yummycupkake | 0

#2853794 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:11

*waste

karch | 0

#2853901 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:27

do the creep ;)

Yousuck24 | 21

#2853909 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:27

This reminds me of "The Creep" by Lonely Island.

karmennn | 0

#2854043 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:48

OP deserves it for being a creep.

MsSoulReaper | 27

#2854065 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:52

Why do the people who clearly deserve it still post for sympathy?

6tori6 | 5

#2854079 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:53

Are you a boy or girl...

J1hill33 | 12

#2854115 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:58

that's a really good question

codyjeffers97 | 0

#2854120 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:59

that's creepy as hell....

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2854197 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:11

OP could be a dude. Just throwing that out there.

Hell, I walk around my apartment naked sometimes. If anyone is watching I say it's a free show and take it as a compliment.

justynicole | 0

#2854273 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:26

hahahaha I love this. chip n dales? :)

MrSassypants | 31

#2854327 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:33

34 I think he took a picture of that one because he got first. He should take a picture of this one too, so everytime he gets first it would also show his previous pic. Shit, is, going, down.

MrSassypants | 31

#2854354 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:35

Dam 91 already pointed it out but didn't say anything about my idea. Do it 1, Do it!!

lucas18xx53 | 0

#2854438 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:50

yeah seriously

ILUVMSC | 5

#2854456 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:54

haha, we all go there.. ;)

sugaboo | 1

#2854490 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:59

wow that was rude

sugaboo | 1

#2854495 - Saturday 9 July 2011 8:01

sorry that was for #161

Gross2332 | 0

#2854523 - Saturday 9 July 2011 8:07

OP is obviously a lowlife!

Tektite | 14

#2854534 - Saturday 9 July 2011 8:09

Lol.. Some people like stalkers ;D

zendaddy0 | 0

#2854563 - Saturday 9 July 2011 8:14

well he is there EVERY night give him a break op don't be greedy

Sacurason | 0

#2854681 - Saturday 9 July 2011 8:53

Maybe because they realize that it's hilarious as well? I believe these are meant to be posted in good humor, not in unbearable agony. Give people a break.

theunknowned | 1

#2854692 - Saturday 9 July 2011 8:57

I really wonder if op is a guy or a girl.

Denikk | 0

#2854733 - Saturday 9 July 2011 9:09

thank god he's from france...
if he was from the us you would have been at the court now trying to find the best lawyer...

calebobadiah | 0

#2854870 - Saturday 9 July 2011 9:38

and u know this because u where with her? FREAK ALERT!

calebobadiah | 0

#2854880 - Saturday 9 July 2011 9:42

speaking of stalkers,197- I Love ur profile pic, it brings bace so many good memories. what was his name? It was something like Kappo? please tell me.

pertained | 12

#2855021 - Saturday 9 July 2011 10:23

wow. I think anyone else would have called the cops, lol.

zinoxity | 23

#2855055 - Saturday 9 July 2011 10:33

173 - Commentception!

Drikstar | 2

#2855069 - Saturday 9 July 2011 10:43

the hells wrong with you?!

schmegsable | 6

#2855916 - Saturday 9 July 2011 15:44

I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing once in a while if given the opportunity. Just be a bit stealthier about it, perhaps.

Everyday though... that's a big commitment. He must be REALLY hot!

sweetness17 | 7

#2856007 - Saturday 9 July 2011 16:20

haha i do that too:)

tmmundy | 17

#2856193 - Saturday 9 July 2011 17:24

#84 you catch on fast don't you. lmao.

kathy2013 | 1

#2856216 - Saturday 9 July 2011 17:30

did she ever say she wanted to get to know you?

bitchslapped22 | 14

#2856686 - Saturday 9 July 2011 19:15

173- Also this FML and his comment are both funnier than the ones in
his profile pic, so he should definitely change it to this one.

Idonebeenhad | 17

#2859776 - Sunday 10 July 2011 7:25

I took it because of the fail 'second' comment...didnt notice 1's name in the pic :

gamercanadian | 11

#2860084 - Sunday 10 July 2011 9:14

#282 ur cute, jus sayin :D

gamercanadian | 11

#2860103 - Sunday 10 July 2011 9:21

#282 ur cute, jud saying :D

da1ndonliiegr | 0

#2863638 - Monday 11 July 2011 0:53

i agree!

fanpire411 | 4

#3995815 - Sunday 5 February 2012 14:35

I'm sure some guy would be lucky to see that ;) *for number 285*

NattyB123 | 8

#4091653 - Sunday 26 February 2012 14:25

163 I'd like to see that ;)

gators1995 | 30

#5505649 - Saturday 25 May 2013 0:52

There is also another song called Creep by TLC

sniper4613 | 13

#5638449 - Thursday 22 August 2013 9:43

Lol

By you_failed | 15

#2852656 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:19

YDI for being a creep.

cammiixy | 4

#2852902 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:40

yep this isnt even an fml she deserves it for being a creepy stalker

OWNZ | 0

#2853897 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:27

You know your a major creeper when you feel the need to use binoculars to stare into the house that is right next to yours...

futtbuck101 | 1

#2854410 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:44

Disturbia?

Nosrebor | 8

#2854561 - Saturday 9 July 2011 8:13

this sounds a lot like another fml...

angelbabyg1994 | 0

#2854730 - Saturday 9 July 2011 9:07

that's what I was thinking!

MetalSparks138 | 0

#2854782 - Saturday 9 July 2011 9:19

sounds like its not creeping he must enjoy the company if he lbothered himself to leave a note

katpat08 | 0

#2855423 - Saturday 9 July 2011 12:36

If a fine PYT walks in front of your tree, do the creep HUUUUHHH do the creep HUUUUUUH

itchy_arse | 0

#2855575 - Saturday 9 July 2011 13:24

is it wrong I'd do the same thing as OP XD

you_failed | 15

#2857687 - Saturday 9 July 2011 22:42

Yes it is and it's also wrong to have an itchy arse. You might want to get that checked out....

ichikibobivopula | 0

#2862046 - Sunday 10 July 2011 19:19

keep your knees flexin and your arms t-rexin do the creep ahhhh

By brinagurl | 1

#2852657 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:20

wow...stalker!!

Auntie_Christ | 0

#2853761 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:07

But GOD watches you and that's ok, right?

anonymous100000 | 17

#6116192 - Tuesday 11 November 2014 21:07

be lucky he didn't call the cops. YDI

By rachelmacivor | 0

#2852659 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:20

FAIL

Lady98K | 4

#2853745 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:06

ur profile pic is sooo friggin' hilarious!

nicobington | 1

#2853747 - Saturday 9 July 2011 6:06

picture WIN!

saga_darlin | 0

#2854806 - Saturday 9 July 2011 9:25

LOOL i love your picture

FernAdele | 9

#2855179 - Saturday 9 July 2011 11:35

lmfao your picture!

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2860122 - Sunday 10 July 2011 9:25

Who is tjat delightful little girl in your picture? I must know... I *might* ahow her to her "mommy"...

t765234 | 10

#2864527 - Monday 11 July 2011 4:13

Your picture makes that comment so much funnier. lmao

Loaffer | 2

#2868980 - Monday 11 July 2011 20:53

like everyone else said LMAO ur pic I love it :P

By mhinaj | 0

#2852660 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:20

stalker

By derskittles | 5

#2852662 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:20

Wow creeper

Jaxon26 | 0

#2854767 - Saturday 9 July 2011 9:15

Ssssssssssssssssssszz

By jewfro311 | 0

#2852665 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:21

creep

By mruizk9 | 7

#2852669 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:21

that's creepy, get a life

By AnagenisisZagus | 13

#2852670 - Saturday 9 July 2011 5:21

Find a new hobby, OP. That is quite pathetic, man.

MaryJane232323 | 9

#2854362 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:38

you know, I hope OP is a woman because a he or she mentioned the neighbor is a guy:)

chiddy_bang71 | 0

#2854425 - Saturday 9 July 2011 7:47

176 facepalm

helene123456789 | 0

#2854979 - Saturday 9 July 2011 10:07

wat does OP meen???

MrHughJass | 0

#2855126 - Saturday 9 July 2011 11:09

234 Orangotang Penis.

ambowew | 7

#2855240 - Saturday 9 July 2011 12:00

#250, if you're attempting to come back with a witty comment, the least you can do is spell correctly so viewers can appreciate it.

Orangutan*

And OP stands for orange peel.