Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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perdix 31
It happened so slowly that the kitten matured into a cat during the swerve?
perdix 31
Did the swerve take such a long time that the kitten matured in a cat?
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Comments (142)
krismir29 0
your a good person for caring that much about a kitten props op
Hollisterbabe11 0
aww RIP kitten :(
drkirish 0
how sad
mega18 0
**** every one who said go for the animal wat if u were that cat..........assholes
ExNL_WaRRioR 0
That's the beauty of it. We are NOT small animals. We don't need to think about how is would feel. It's a worthless cat that does not provide milk, meat or and kind of value except to those who are lonely and socially awkward so they decide to get a cat. Just hit the damn things and rid the world of there incompetence.
WickedWendigoX 0
is the cat okay?
Lizzybell824 0
did you even read the OP?
freespeech 0
ya 2points
ochoafrank57 0
you never swerve for small animal
fyl7899 12
i hate how people go to totaling their cars to save an animal. animals are so not worth all the extra money youll have to pay!
angeorange 0
That is absolutely horrible! Good intention, terrible result.
Noob_Lube 0
...FAIL!