By now have a cat - 24/04/2014 20:52 - United States - Glenview

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML
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How did he get on the train with a dead cat?

So what did you do? And I feel bad for the poor cat This needs a follow up

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Because she was sleeping would be my guess

Why not Zoidberg?

1 - because trying to shove the cat in the OP's mouth most definitely would've woken them up

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Anyone else laugh as hard as I did ? People sure are weird sometimes.

Would anywhere else have made it better?

I would have given it to a Chinese restaurant. At least they'll put it to good use.

Maybe the OP sleeps with their mouth closed.

#25 asks some very good questions.

To hide the evidence #1! It was the perfect time and perfect place to put the dead body!

How did he get on the train with a dead cat?

This topic with that username is morbidly amusing.

Most places don't check what you're carrying.

#2, he bought a ticket and walked onto the train. Last time I checked, there is no NSA at train stations.

Who said he brought it dead?

And why did he get on the train with a dead cat, and why was he trying to get rid of the cat?

So what did you do? And I feel bad for the poor cat This needs a follow up

I agree, this needs a follow up. This FML has me completely purrplexed.

It's a sign. Haha.

A catastrophe is about to happen of course!

I have no response to this.

So you decided to respond?

6, read your profile pic.

if you don't have anything to say, then don't say anything at all ...wait that's not it

1. Why was he carrying around a dead cat? 2. How did he get it on the train 3. Why was he trying to hide it with you

The cat was going to turn into a zombie? He dug it up from the pet cemetery?

4)????? 5)Profit!!

Why? Just... why?

According to your name the strange man may have been successful.

According to your picture, you deserve a hand shake.

Don't let the cat out of the bag

What the fuck is wrong with people?