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ouch, sounds like fun
save money live better! smart bf
sounds like a date.
Such a romantic. Charming indeed.
bet the condoms aren't for you
uhm your fault for over thinking it? he didn't say out on a date, you were picking up lunch.
at least you get sex(;
well you'll have fun 2nite
um.... and? you get to go home tonight and have sex... fml?
So did you have the sexy time? Does he have a pussy manet, I can have pussy magnet free?
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lucky I never seen a Mcky Ds in walmart
mcdonalds in a wal mart. you can't really get more white trash than that
3 hours? How broke ass do you look that it took 3 freakin' hours!
Who the hell takes 3 hours to get ready? I take an hour IF I am taking a shower, blowdrying and straightening my hair, and doing my makeup. Usually, even that is far too much time.
Yeah I'm replying to you so this comment can be up there. While at it I will state that the OP's boyfriend stated lunch not some fancy dinner.
say what? you have a mcdonalds in a supermarket? oh man... thats ******. and stop bitching... why on earth would you take 3 hours to get ready in the first place? where did you expect to go?
Today, I got to go to McDonald's with my boyfriend, and I later, I get to have sex with him. FML
I know. Sex with a condom is FML worthy. At least you got to go to McDs.
ydi for taking 3 hours to get ready
damn shouldv asked where you guys were going
this comment is win!
Hey hey hey! In Texas we have mcdonalds in walmart *_*
not how broke, but how ugly?
Damn, 3 hours? You simply misinvested your own time, and are now complaining about it. YDI.
sounds like a first date
Moral- don't spend thet much time getting dressed!!
@88 LOL!!!! I was thinking the same thing.
in Soviet Russia we have Wal-Marts inside McDonalds
at least he was planning on being safe!
Bahahahahaha NOOOO not all girls spend 3 hours getting ready, not even close! I don't think I could spend 3 hrs getting ready if I tried. And I love "they go slow so guys want them more"...how on earth would that work?!?! Ridiculous!!
@138 That made my sides hurt - LOL
WTF you live in antartica?
93 when's the last time you turned down a girl because her shoes didn't match her earings?
#75 they are in wal-marts all over Canada.
172 sums up the whole solution to this fml
I'm still a virgin :(
I <3 you veunz... wish you were single!
93 either your pussy whooped or something is wrong with you because if my girlfriend takes 3 hours to get ready to go to a ******* dinner she better have the number to takeout because I sure as hell will not wait 3 hours.
My bad lunch...still applies to any time of day anyways
That's the worst part! 3 hours to get ready for lunch! I bet if he was meeting her for dinner shed need at least a day.
so you were getting a double pounder?
it DOES NOT take all girls 3 hours to get ready, that is ridiculous, especially for lunch, maybe the oscars...
doesn't that mean you get sex . . . ?
it should never take three hours that's ridiculous
By the sound of it, he's going to be preparing the dessert. And he didn't hold back on the cream!
Was that joke too CHEESY? Omg LOL I can't stop! :(
lmfao! @35
25*
Epic multi-tasker is epic.
He wasted his money on them condoms cause I don't think he's gonna use em tonight. I'm perfectly fine with going out to dinner at fast food, especially in this economy where a steakhouse dinner will set you back over a week, but it sounds like boyfriend made the OP think they were going somewhere really nice, only for that to happen.
it can't be that bad, so you went to maccy d's at least you have a boyfriend that cares about you enough not to get you pregnant or give you STDs
Normally if I'm going to a McD's, I know I am, rather than being lead to believe I'm going somewhere nice. Then again, my boyfriend and I have good communication.
This was a lunch date and I think if OP's bf had led her to believe they were going somewhere fancy, she would've mentioned it to make the FML more interesting. I think this is more like, "Hey, sugar lumps, you wanna get lunch today?" "Sure. See you at 1."
Three hours, were you sewing clothes?
I agree, I mean were you mixing your own makeup?
haha I like both of these comments.
That would be cool if FML had some sort of button you could use to express that.
LMAO, good one. XD
lol he would.
Tell him he won't be needing them
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Three hours, were you sewing clothes?
I think she was literally putting on her face. I can understand if it was a first date, but not in a relationship. She just screams high maintenance.