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... First. You should smack the piss out of your boyfriend for being a selfish douchebag.
Because obviously smacking someone around, solves everything.
I don't think it was FML worthy..
Ice cream is awesome! I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't care when it comes to that!
it can give you insane gas, or vomiting. I wouldn't eat dairy if I were you.
Oh I get the whole, "dairy air" thing now.
Hey 22, that's what Lactaid is for. ;)
Lactaid doesn't really work that well. It sucks being lactose intolerant.
she's robbing that poor, unborn child of ice cream deliciousness...
Maybe you shoulda thought of the consequences, such as living with this dumbass, when he cummed inside you. FYL for being in this situation, but at the same time YDI for making idiot preferences.
breakfast of champions
does he not work too?
the pills don't always work...trust me.
one can NEVER trust a guy to go to the grocery store alone. Especially when you've got someone else inside you have to feed. He goes but you go WITH him.
I know right, that's certainly the contents of every grocery list I've ever made!
A hand grenade. That would probably be the most obvious guess of what one would get at a grocery store.
33, he can follow simple instructions but he's a boy who gets to anything he wants from the shops essentially. Of course he'd opt for the unhealthy over his girlfriend's list.
You need to get a new pic, thats pretty gross dude
狗肉,可是他没吃过那个肉因为没有什么营养!我也没吃过狗因为我是在美国出生,长大的!太谢谢你们了。。。。。。再见。
166, close translation...
71 if he could follow simple instruction.. she wouldnt b pregnant! lmao!
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Show it anywayBut they have cheese in them. Fail.
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Show it anyway97 is just bitter cuz no one likes them
At least he got hot pockets? I seriously wonder why some people complain about this stuff... if you're having a child with him, you should know that he can't be trusted to get the groceries. Hm?
some hot-pockets have cheese
Regardless of whether she knew of his inconsistencies with grocery shopping in the past, he was wrong in his current actions. Maybe she was hoping that he'd be considerate of her needs, especially since she was away at work, is pregnant with his child, and simply because she's his gf and he should know better. Instead, he chose to be a selfish inconsiderate jerk. He could have gotten all of those things and still brought home some of what she requested. I don't know if you've ever been pregnant, but it's pretty damn exhausting. He's an asshole for not even thinking about her and their child's needs.
Most lactose intolerant people can have a low amount of dairy products depending on the quantity of lactase being produced by the body.
Sounds like you have a winner of a boyfriend.
40- somebody loves abstinence
82 and 193 - Obviously 40 was just pointing out that it's likely the child was unplanned - she doesn't even know him well enough that she considers her life to be F'd by what he did. It's better to wait until marriage before having kids because then you've already decided that you want to be with this person forever, and KNOW them.
#238 and yet divorce rates are going up and up every year.. My parents were married for 20 years, they waited 4 years before having a child. My dad forgot at least 7 times (that I recall) that my mum is SEVERELY allergic to prawns. Length of relationship doesn't mean you know someone and marriage isn't forever. We know nothing about OP, her partner or their relationship. They could have been together for 10 years for all we know. I would assume giving someone a list of items would be enough guidance, evidently not for this guy.
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Show it anywayYes, you can.
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Show it anywayWhat? What? Seriously? I grab the wrong things at the shop fairly frequently, and I'm a woman. Or, by your standards, a man.
So grocery shopping is a woman's job? Way to be a sexist asshole.
wow lesbian.
DUMP HIM.
The OP's boyfriend is the heartless one here, completely disregarding the OP's needs when she is PREGNANT. The least he could do is help out with basic tasks such as buying EDIBLE food (for the OP) to eat
really shes pregnat i dont know ppl looking for pregnant girls
#160 that must get old. Guys are creeps sometimes.
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Ice cream is awesome! I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't care when it comes to that!
But they have cheese in them. Fail.