Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
By Noname - /
Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 /
United States
I'm a pimp
I'm a god in "Words with Friends" play me and find out
I'm 23 (and a quarter)
I'm a Twitterholic (PM me and follow my lewdness)
I cryed during AVATAR
I spelt "cried" wrong
I make smartass comments. This is my attempt at humor
During Modern Warfare 2, I did not kill any Russian citizens during the undercover terrorist level, I'm a sweet guy, I know.
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By FYouBoyfriend - /
Monday 30 August 2010 17:51 /
United States
