FML : Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control...

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By houdini / Tuesday 3 February 2009 00:42 / United States

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By Pop_and_Pixels | 0

#540 - Saturday 7 February 2009 09:06

Man, that's rough. But I understand where you're coming from. I have tons of stuff in my purse as well "just in case". Tissues, a miniature magnifying glass, a small first aid kit, a deck of Indiana Jones themed playing cards, a rape whistle, a pocketknife... everything but the kitchen sink. You never know what could happen...

By kile88 | 2

#672753 - Sunday 15 November 2009 02:43

and that's why you put it all in that little zip up compartment that bags come with so that doesn't happen

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By Pop_and_Pixels | 0

#540 - Saturday 7 February 2009 09:06

EmmyGrangerDC | 0

#1250278 - Monday 16 August 2010 06:10

whoa...

By rulechibippl | 0

#2290 - Sunday 15 February 2009 06:26

Nothing wrong with being prepared.

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5760476 - Tuesday 19 November 2013 06:33

Too bad she didn't have anything in the purse to save her from embarrassment.

By eve6grl02 | 0

#132994 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 06:06

Maybe he likes a woman who's prepared for anything! =D

By POORLiLSTELA | 0

#159469 - Friday 1 May 2009 01:02

wtf is up with #1. too damn stereotypical! as for houdini, i do see how it maybe a lil embarassing *in the fact that you dropped almost everything* but its nothing bad! i mean you're prepared you're careful and safe. speaks a lot about you.

By kizz_fml | 0

#166792 - Monday 4 May 2009 05:43

omg. sucks to be you!

drdingus | 27

#4076767 - Thursday 23 February 2012 11:52

It does

By 420bliss | 0

#173150 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 03:37

I have an idea... instead of taking that last week of pills just skip it and keep taking the pills everyday. Voila, no periods.

lottso88 | 4

#3801503 - Thursday 29 December 2011 05:57

That can really mess you up. Your uterus needs to shed every month, or else you wouldn't even have a period in the first place.

misslauraselina | 7

#7535304 - Tuesday 29 August 2017 06:36

You can actually skip it most months as long as you have at least 3 periods a year. Your uterus doesn't "need" to shed, and there are no proven negative effects to skipping your period if you do it responsibly and make sure your doctor knows about it.