By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML
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Pop_and_Pixels 0
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Man, that's rough. But I understand where you're coming from. I have tons of stuff in my purse as well "just in case". Tissues, a miniature magnifying glass, a small first aid kit, a deck of Indiana Jones themed playing cards, a rape whistle, a pocketknife... everything but the kitchen sink. You never know what could happen...

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kile88 2
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and that's why you put it all in that little zip up compartment that bags come with so that doesn't happen

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Pop_and_Pixels 0
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Man, that's rough. But I understand where you're coming from. I have tons of stuff in my purse as well "just in case". Tissues, a miniature magnifying glass, a small first aid kit, a deck of Indiana Jones themed playing cards, a rape whistle, a pocketknife... everything but the kitchen sink. You never know what could happen...

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rulechibippl 0
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Nothing wrong with being prepared.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34
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Too bad she didn't have anything in the purse to save her from embarrassment.

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eve6grl02 0
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Maybe he likes a woman who's prepared for anything! =D

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POORLiLSTELA 0
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wtf is up with #1. too damn stereotypical! as for houdini, i do see how it maybe a lil embarassing *in the fact that you dropped almost everything* but its nothing bad! i mean you're prepared you're careful and safe. speaks a lot about you.

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kizz_fml 0
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omg. sucks to be you!

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420bliss 0
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I have an idea... instead of taking that last week of pills just skip it and keep taking the pills everyday. Voila, no periods.

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lottso88 4
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That can really mess you up. Your uterus needs to shed every month, or else you wouldn't even have a period in the first place.

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misslauraselina 7
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You can actually skip it most months as long as you have at least 3 periods a year. Your uterus doesn't "need" to shed, and there are no proven negative effects to skipping your period if you do it responsibly and make sure your doctor knows about it.

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sarahlee123 0
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ohh my gooodness! hahahahaha life sucks.

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greeneggsnsam 0
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did he help pick them up for you?

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MetalCraze 11
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you carry a spare pair of undewear cause periods may get messy

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rocker8877 0
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#1 you're a fucking racist

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