Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was...

By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By UnderConstruction - 04/05/2012 14:34 - Canada - Pickering

Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:06

Man, that's rough. But I understand where you're coming from. I have tons of stuff in my purse as well "just in case". Tissues, a miniature magnifying glass, a small first aid kit, a deck of Indiana Jones themed playing cards, a rape whistle, a pocketknife... everything but the kitchen sink. You never know what could happen...

kile88 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 14:43

and that's why you put it all in that little zip up compartment that bags come with so that doesn't happen

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Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:06

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Monday 16 August 2010 6:10

whoa...

rulechibippl 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 6:26

Nothing wrong with being prepared.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:33

Too bad she didn't have anything in the purse to save her from embarrassment.

eve6grl02 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 18:06

Maybe he likes a woman who's prepared for anything! =D

POORLiLSTELA 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:02

wtf is up with #1. too damn stereotypical! as for houdini, i do see how it maybe a lil embarassing *in the fact that you dropped almost everything* but its nothing bad! i mean you're prepared you're careful and safe. speaks a lot about you.

kizz_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 5:43

omg. sucks to be you!

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 11:52

It does

420bliss 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:37

I have an idea... instead of taking that last week of pills just skip it and keep taking the pills everyday. Voila, no periods.

lottso88 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:57

That can really mess you up. Your uterus needs to shed every month, or else you wouldn't even have a period in the first place.

misslauraselina 8

Tuesday 29 August 2017 18:36

You can actually skip it most months as long as you have at least 3 periods a year. Your uterus doesn't "need" to shed, and there are no proven negative effects to skipping your period if you do it responsibly and make sure your doctor knows about it.