Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was...

By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:06

Man, that's rough. But I understand where you're coming from. I have tons of stuff in my purse as well "just in case". Tissues, a miniature magnifying glass, a small first aid kit, a deck of Indiana Jones themed playing cards, a rape whistle, a pocketknife... everything but the kitchen sink. You never know what could happen...

kile88 2

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Sunday 15 November 2009 14:43

and that's why you put it all in that little zip up compartment that bags come with so that doesn't happen

Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:06

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Monday 16 August 2010 6:10

whoa...

rulechibippl 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 6:26

Nothing wrong with being prepared.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:33

Too bad she didn't have anything in the purse to save her from embarrassment.

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Wednesday 22 April 2009 18:06

Maybe he likes a woman who's prepared for anything! =D

POORLiLSTELA 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:02

wtf is up with #1. too damn stereotypical! as for houdini, i do see how it maybe a lil embarassing *in the fact that you dropped almost everything* but its nothing bad! i mean you're prepared you're careful and safe. speaks a lot about you.

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Monday 4 May 2009 5:43

omg. sucks to be you!

drdingus 27

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Thursday 23 February 2012 11:52

It does

420bliss 0

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Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:37

I have an idea... instead of taking that last week of pills just skip it and keep taking the pills everyday. Voila, no periods.

lottso88 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:57

That can really mess you up. Your uterus needs to shed every month, or else you wouldn't even have a period in the first place.

misslauraselina 8

Tuesday 29 August 2017 18:36

You can actually skip it most months as long as you have at least 3 periods a year. Your uterus doesn't "need" to shed, and there are no proven negative effects to skipping your period if you do it responsibly and make sure your doctor knows about it.