Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2015 04:38 - United States - Harrison

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML

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You deserved it 2 401

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2014 01:10 - United States - Dayton

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

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By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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You deserved it 67 116

By nraecher - 23/03/2013 04:43 - Canada - Ajax

Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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You deserved it 8 826

No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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You deserved it 30 927

Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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You deserved it 7 334

By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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You deserved it 5 001

By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Alexa, play "Touched by the Hand of God" by New Order

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

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You deserved it 3 099

Origin story

By Anonymous - 01/08/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, after sex, my boyfriend of six months was holding me and said, "I'm glad she sent you to my room." We met at a bar. Later I learned that, when he was younger and in a foreign country for a mission, a nurse in his hotel sent a younger nurse to his room. It felt as bad as being called by another woman's name. FML

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You deserved it 114

Steve95401 49

Monday 22 June 2015 0:15

OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.

Oppression_fml 19

Monday 22 June 2015 0:14

Lannister approved!

Comments

wakemeupplease 21

Monday 22 June 2015 0:13

That's so wrong on so many levels wtw?!!

82681 25

Monday 22 June 2015 0:48

What the whale?

MissCloudy249 14

Monday 22 June 2015 0:52

Where's the wombat?

Strajee 23

Monday 22 June 2015 0:55

Where to wander?

Miss_Chevious 37

Monday 22 June 2015 0:56

the Targaryens will be proud

nemouisu 22

Monday 22 June 2015 1:29

Waldo the window?!

player20270 32

Monday 22 June 2015 2:16

Wow that's weird?

BeastyMcbeast 19

Monday 22 June 2015 2:38

Wow, that's (w) incest?

cluch3 22

Monday 22 June 2015 4:34

With the watermelon?

SquealingMoose 14

Monday 22 June 2015 4:47

Welcome to walmart?

wakemeupplease 21

Monday 22 June 2015 5:13

That's hilarious!!! it's way too weird lol

Ichiya 29

Monday 22 June 2015 5:50

Wanking to waldo

ArturoJames 13

Monday 22 June 2015 5:53

Wash those wieners?

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 22 June 2015 7:03

Where's that wally?

Soparot 29

Monday 22 June 2015 7:46

I'm guessing "What in the world?"

jerryj 27

Monday 22 June 2015 13:19

You guessed wrong, since #64 gave the answer.

Gwen4var 31

Monday 22 June 2015 16:30

Wrap your willy?

VolitairianArrow 17

Monday 22 June 2015 20:06

watch that *****?

VolitairianArrow 17

Monday 22 June 2015 20:08

who's the Whovian?

Slawter16 24

Wednesday 24 June 2015 18:47

#104 - they said "wtw." There's no T in "wrap your willy." But hey, you tried.

WilliamMurderfac_fml 23

Thursday 25 June 2015 19:23

Wear the walrus

colton_colton 49

Monday 22 June 2015 0:13

Sounds like its time you 3 have a nice, long talk

littleking94 14

Monday 22 June 2015 2:27

What's to talk about. More like a nice long walk

ShadowlessSpear 21

Monday 22 June 2015 3:57

Or a threesome.

sstahpp 33

Monday 22 June 2015 8:49

Arkansas. That is all.

Tessa_11 19

Monday 22 June 2015 0:14

Ew wtf. I thought it said YOUR sister at first..

MissCloudy249 14

Monday 22 June 2015 0:43

I'm fairly certain what he actually said is way worse. Incest > OP's sister... Yeah, incest wins this one.

Tessa_11 19

Monday 22 June 2015 7:03

That's why I said ew! That is way worse!

silentlyhannah 17

Monday 22 June 2015 19:48

I actually thought it said OP'S sister as well lol.

Oppression_fml 19

Monday 22 June 2015 0:14

Lannister approved!

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 22 June 2015 0:17

******* yes. Lol! Leia: I kissed my brother. Cersei: That's nice.

Wizardo 33

Monday 22 June 2015 0:35

Borgia tested.

13ky13 20

Monday 22 June 2015 1:57

Why do Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king.

TheCookieComet 23

Monday 22 June 2015 4:26

OH MY GOD

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 22 June 2015 0:15

How much does he fantasize about incest to actually say his sister's name in bed? That's disturbing!

littleking94 14

Monday 22 June 2015 2:29

Maybe it's not fantasy

pl0xs3rver 45

Monday 22 June 2015 6:51

@45 Do you think it could be real life? Something something, caught in a landslide and no escaping reality...

Steve95401 49

Monday 22 June 2015 0:15

OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.

outfielder55 17

Monday 22 June 2015 6:50

Dude really. It's still illegal in Arkansas. Nobody does that. Nobody thinks that's OK anymore. Stop stereotyping.

Kerensky 17

Monday 22 June 2015 9:25

I'm from Arkansas but that's pretty messed up. Funny comment though. We southern folks do have a sense of humor about our stereotyping

FireFighter818 16

Monday 22 June 2015 18:39

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 26 June 2015 6:56

"From our town" enough said.

CommentKing207 23

Monday 22 June 2015 0:18

Sit him down and discuss, you don't deserve anything but a good boyfriend OP!

CommentKing207 23

Monday 22 June 2015 0:39

What I meant was that you should ask him what he said... I hope you misheard him!!

CliffyB03 28

Monday 22 June 2015 0:20

Let's all hope OP misheard him. Please.

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 22 June 2015 0:20

Incest is wincest!

teamnikster 9

Monday 22 June 2015 0:42

Twincest

juststephhere 23

Monday 22 June 2015 5:14

Wtf?! It's illegal and wrong and in no way is what you just said okay.

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 22 June 2015 8:03

#65 has never heard of sarcasm...

minimuni 7

Monday 22 June 2015 8:31

your a ******* creep

tj4234 35

Monday 22 June 2015 0:31

Anyone else wondering how that name is pronounced?

Mauskau 35

Monday 22 June 2015 2:00

My aunt is called Noemi, some call her Noy-mee, others call her No-amy, but she doesn't correct you. My mum and her sisters use the first one, my nan uses both and her husband uses the second one.