Alas…

By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 103
You deserved it 3 490

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Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.

"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."

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why do u have to be such a baby who cares

to hell with rabbits... they are food for more evolved species!

how is your life fucked. if anything his life did get fucked!

Who said yes to this?

your life sucks cause you think this is an fml

how is your life fucked cause a rabbit got hit by a car??? COME ON.

I agree with #30

My friend hit a rabbit and rabbit poop went flying into open window of the car next to us and hit the driver in the face... Now THAT is FML worthy... I did laugh a little though.

finally someone who didn't say "First!"

if only the rabbit had a fml account

you dotnt even need an account to post

Agreed - it's more of an F the rabbit's life... Of course, the rabbit might have a little bit of trouble posting since he's already dead.

I'm not so sure about f your life, but definately the rabbit's

That rabbit could of been very close to him. You should be ashamed.

I would have said, in my best announcer voice "...and, Boom, fifteen points to the blue 1996 Rav-4!!! Why did the rabbit cross the Road? Oh, wait, it didn't!"

tweetbaby14 18

how is your life ducked from this? that's like me saying fml an fly died. no just no OP you are lame for making this dumb fml.

tweetbaby14 18

fucked not ducked my iPod corrected it

Why is this an FML? Wouldn't it be an FTRL?

he has probably already made like 20 other rabbits his time was over plus big deal it's a fucking rabbit

Poor rabbit. We'll always remember him as Mr. Fluffytails. He invented carrot beer, and was loved by every rabbit in every den. He was going to visit his aunt Mrs.Fluffytails Fluffington. He never got there because of that Camry that kept speeding up. Mr. Fluffytails, may you rest in peace.

Asshole all life is equivelant no one deserves to live more just cause it's a rabbit doesn't mean they're less deserving of life

hey fluffypants go eat a rabbit or something and chill. I know where you can find one, check route 301, I heard a Camry was by there recently.

how is that a fml for you?

FML I had to read this.

*agree with 30* FMLs now just aren't what they used to be. :(

lolipololilil 271 YDI

awh but there living creatures

@125 - I think he "loved" every rabbit in every den. And he probably got hit by one of those Priuses with the stuck accelerator. His progeny should sue Toyota.

poor easter bunny

how does a rabbit dying make your life bad? why can't people post real FMLs

are you retarded son? How is this an fml?

I'm pretty sure it's the RABBITS fml

TRUE #131!!!!!

exactly what about the rabbet

185- read more than half of the post before you make a comment like that

haha maybe d rabbit meant to commit suicide?? so maybe it's an fml for d car behind them?? all dat blood n rabbit guts stuck on d car...eewww...hahaha

#178 Your pic made me gag. Boooooo

um. how is this an FML? it has nothing to do with you other than the fact that you saw the rabbit get hit. if anything it's a FHL. fuck his life. cause it's over.

lol 179, Rabbit- Today, I tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a car. I had second thoughts right then and as if they heard me they swerved out of the way. as I was walking off the road I got pasted by a semi. FML

obviously it was a suicidal bunny xD

Hossenfeffer sounds delicious road kill cafe

Well it's a good thing they breed like, well, rabbits.

most of these aren't alway FML directed towards them but sometimes something/one else. it's good reading a lot of these because of the stories.

Okay?? funny story... Why the fuck is it an FML... Gtfo, bch.

from rabbits point of view... "I finally got carrots for my starving family when I got hit by a car im at the vet got a big bill and still no carrots for starving family cuz they got ran over. FML" :)

fyl to the rabbit. he's the real one with problems.

it's a rabbit. it really is not that important in the scheme of things.

Exactly #30. I wanna know who passes these as FMLs. Whoever runs this website is a dumbass.

I really don't see how this is a fml for u it's more for the rabbit: " shit that car almost killed me!!! ......Wait what that noise? *turns around* holy..........*2nd car hits the rabbit* you on the other hand just witnessed an animals death so i'd call it more like bad luck for u.......

the fml's on this new version are so weak ...

91: that's horrible. but i still laughed. the poor rabbit :( rip

i don't get how this is an fml, it should be the rabbit's fml

boo hoo it's a friggin rabbit

"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."

all f lifes r egual asshol

181- no hablo ingles

Lmfao! This is the funniest FML I've read in a while. Why in gods name would a rabbit be on the street. Fuck the rabbits life for not being the dominate species of this planet~

I agree with #188! this had got to be the fuinniest damn FML I've read in a long time.. If not the FML, it's the comments that make it so funny.. I literally laughed till I peed... (not kidding I just changed my pants before commenting)

fuck the rabbits life

yeah it doesn't make sense for fml on the OP

he doesn't have a life to be fucked...

y isn't there a nobody cares button?

There is one, but it's like Hogwarts, you have to believe it exists for it to be there.

dang.. got beat by barely a second.

why is this an fml..?

Another day, another minute, what's the difference?

Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.

exactly it's horrible any animal getting killed and I think your life sucks for seeing it die. sorry

it's not as bad as when I was 11 and started to finally go outside and have to watch my young dog get hit by a semi truck

Dude, I want what you're on. You're worried about seeing ANIMALS get wasted?!

when it's a precious animal like a pet, where I live yeah I'm worried.

hold on... OK, that explains it...

I have rabbits as pets. They're little ass holes and far from innocent. The rabbit probably deserved it.

why is it fYOURlife? f the rabbits life, not yours..

it's a fucking rabbit, they get killed in many other cruel ways. You probably don't give a crap if it's a cow I'm guessing...

Aww, poor rabbit. :/