Elisabethandrine

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About Elisabethandrine
Bitch please, I'm fabulous
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Elisabethandrine's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By LiveLoveLys - / Saturday 31 March 2012 18:28 / Canada - Barrie
By freakofnature - / Saturday 31 March 2012 16:17 / United States - Valparaiso
By Anonymous / Saturday 31 March 2012 12:35 / United States - Rohnert Park
By Anonymous / Saturday 31 March 2012 07:03 / United States - Puyallup