Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
BubblyBoo1103 0
eww wtf dats disgusting. lik rly no wonder u dnt hav a guy
Spastastic 6
Okay everyone, so... before early in the 20th century, when companies started making adverts suggesting that hair was unfeminine and unattractive so that they could make money off of women, did all men find women's legs and armpits disgusting and didn't want to have sex with them? No, there is nothing inherently disgusting about hair, it's just culture. Of course you can dislike it, but like I said, there is nothing INHERENTLY gross about it. It's just the current Western standard of beauty. And there ARE some men and women that genuinely don't care -- I've known them.
Spastastic 6
The people they had sex with saw them.
cjx2o 0
that's exactly why you are single..
GetAwesome 0
don't be hard on op, I don't shave down there if I don have to. it completely normal, and i know lots of people who are the same. I personally hate the feelin when it grows back and there is no point to go trough it and same with the legs. she probably has shaved her pits more often. but if not who cares.
fuzz97 23
you ******* disgust me, take some goddamn pride in your appearance.
welandedonthemoo 5
that's nasty I had a girl who had long ass leg hair and bush and it wad too foul. can u say turnoff
huskydude18 0
maybe youve been single for too long BECAUSE you insist on imitating chewbaka *the more you know*
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! Guys, please remember this last bit when you're Heading South For The Winter ;)
crazyweirdo101 0
That's soooo gross!!! Wondering why your single maybe it's cause your disgusting!
csigabajnok 0
get an electric shaver or do the cream. might get you there faster next time.