Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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Top comments
meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
Samuraixman 3
well a least you look have human now
princeali823 2
damn u hairy as he'll hahahaha
blue_eyes4602 0
I know your single and I understand if you go a little while without shaving your legs but that seems way to long. and nit shaving your pits? that's just gross
xgetxbentx 13
...what does being single have to do with anything? I've been single for over a year and still keep my legs and pits shaved at all times. That's sheer laziness, being single has nothing to do with it.
Sdras 0
An hour and 3 razors? What are you? A Yeti? When actually was the last time you shaved?
marsbar55 0
so... you stop shaving because you don't have a boyfriend? intresting
CouldHappen2U2 0
Haha #253 you knocked me off XD A yeti lol... Seriously OP it's too long...
fmlreader2010 0
that's why you're single
mikagesouji 0
Jesus! You should always shave at least your armpits, even if you ARE single. Gross!!!
GirlHasa 0
YDI. You could have still shaved. Oh, and it's not yet summer.