Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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Top comments
meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
iheartchocolate1 0
I shave both every day...
sexybitch92 0
nasty..
Hermoine 3
thats unsanitary
ALERI0N 0
Someone break out the weed wacker!
capricaz 0
Doesn't shaving your armpits become second nature as soon as you hit puberty? I can't even get out of the shower without shaving, single or not. This is completely disguising. Maybe you're single because you refuse to take care of yourself and everyone can see your armpit hair.
acinom 3
gross. just cause your single doesn't mean stop cleaning and taking care of yourself. you'll stay single if you look like big foot. lol
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
pendatik take a break dude, I got this one. *ahem* Please refer to comments 70, 82, 102, 105, 108, 109, 122, 128, 139, 141, 143, 151, 176, 184, and 202: Shaving =/= cleanliness
awesomechick618 0
why don't you just shave all the time and constantly be hairless, and there's someone out there for everyone, and that person for you likes hairless legs and such :D
JFEND1 0
dude how old are you
slyrat 1
Well, I don't shave my underarms or legs and I have a boyfriend. He doesn't mind at all. ; )
maasturbate 0
screw everyone saying yuck. Shaving is a choice, and just because you didn't for a while doesn't mean you're gross!