Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
DLTsandwich 5
Dang woman! Even when you are single you should still maintain that stuff. I can understand not shaving your legs for a while but your armpits? :/
Spastastic 6
It was invented by a company that made razors (I can't remember which) that wanted to make money off women. They started making ads that suggested hair was unfeminine. That is the ENTIRE reason people think this. Pretty sad.
J6969 0
I know how you feel I dont shave for months at a time while I am not single my husband is deployed.
emschick10 0
it's one thing to be gross and hairy. but to tell everybody about it--EWW
DashiDaKlown 4
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FuckMyLife195 0
dude, maybe you've been single cause you haven't shave o.o that's gross
xxAdriixx 0
That's gross. You should shave your legs even when you're single...
shadowsbane 0
You should've just hired a lumberjack to fire up his chainsaw and deforest your legs. YDI Sasquatch.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's disgusting. Even if you're single that's no reason not to shave. There's nothing more unattractive than a woman who doesn't shave her legs and pits. YDI
bete_noire_fml 7
There might be a correlation between the two >_>, just as men should keep themselves groomed so should women. Not caring about yourself will def form an unattractive aura surrounding you.