Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Even if you're single, that is no excuse to not shave for THAT long...I always shave, no matter what! It just feels better.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
I don't like shaving in the winter if no ones going to see my legs either because as soon as you turn the water off and get chill bumps they're prickly again.
jongolden 0
it has nothing to do with being single but it has everything to do with good hygiene. FYL
FarSide 23
The must have been some mean bush, more like shrubbery. Wouldn't want to tangle with you girlfriend. Next time use a chainsaw.
rjncjnaiyee 0
I can't go three days without being silky smooth. **** being a Sasquatch.
kylinobambino 0
hey if there's grass in the field.... play ball!!!!
icanhazlizard 0
When I didn't have a boyfriend, I usually didn't bother shaving in the winter either...there's no point if you know for a fact you won't be going on a date and you're wearing clothes that cover the areas. These people who think you have to just for hygiene are exaggerating a bit--hair isn't unhygienic if you shower regularly. HOWEVER, OP, if it bothers you to be hairy and/or you don't like the hassle of the first summer shave, the answer is simple: shave regularly over the winter, whether you'll see anybody or not. And if the FML here is that you were single all winter...um...so what? You don't have to be coupled up all the time. And if you want a boyfriend (or just a shag) that badly, you can always shave and doll yourself up and get yourself out there. But the bottom line is, being single for a few months is not the end of the world. So I deem this a YDI, because you are creating problems for yourself.
blueocean43 2
There is actually a trick to it when it grows out really long (which I have used on my ex-flatmates back...) You either use a beard trimmer, or if you dont have access to one, scissors on it first. That takes off long hair. When its down to 0.5cm max, THEN you can use a razor. Also, do you not cut yourself all the time with disposables? Generally they are totally rubbish.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Only if you buy the 20/$1 pack. There are disposables available that have the good razor heads on disposable handles, even those overkill ones with 4 or 5 blades. I buy 'em cuz I hate when the head falls off.
triggerit 5
do trim your pussy...otherwise you may be dumb off at the very intimate moment...
masked812 0
that is nauseating that is y u have been single