Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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Top comments
meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
The_MMH 0
it's called normal hygienic!!! You don't have to be in a relationship when cleaning yourself. EW!!!! How could you live like that?!
Spastastic 6
Shaving =/= cleaning.
jpwdragon 0
you ever thought maybe that's why?
mr_miyagi 0
you are an ugly gorilla just because youre single doesnt mean stop taking care of yourself thats probably why youve been single for so long...bitch
rcloca 10
Uncalled for, you can be clean and not shave :/
varkey 7
how is that even possible? i don't think it would take a whole razor just to shave your body, even if you were an extremely hairy guy (unless you have one of those genetic disorders). To take 3 to shave just your legs and underarms is ridiculous.
thechief50 0
is your name Megan barnes
wolfman860 0
ok two things...one that is absoulutly discusting and you definatly wouldnt have left your legs unshaved if it was summer and you were wearing shorts...and it also isnt summer in canada in may you idiot
imnutsss 0
idiotic spelling to go with your idiotic reasoning...sigh..we should try thinking for ourselves for a moment and stop following others.
pogostick_fml 2
Ok two things... one, there's nothing disgusting about not shaving in the winter. No one even sees her legs and armpits. Although, the OP needing 3 razors is kind of excessive. I don't even know if that's possible. And it may technically not be summer here, but we are having summer temperature and weather. Unless you don't consider 30C (86F) temperatures and sunny, cloudless skies, which we in Edmonton have experienced for the last couple weeks, summer weather. So yes, the OP shaving for "summer" is not incredulous, you idiot.
crazyweirdo101 0
It may not be summer for a bit but it sure as hell feels like summer so you don't need to be all technical
ninaamarieexo 0
that is absolutely disgusting. when does personal hygene , or however you spell it, have too do with not being in a relationship. that's just repulsive.
katplayer 4
I kind of have to say ick. I think it's gross when girls don't shave and then show the area. You don't even have to shave everything, if it's not all showing. If you're only wearing capris, you only need to shave the lower half of your calf. And if it's winter, don't even bother. But if you're going to wear a tanktop or shorts, shave your underarms and legs, please. It's not unhygienic, just gross.
pogostick_fml 2
I think that's what the OP was doing... No where does she say that she was showing off her unshaven pits and legs. I assumed that she was shaving, because it's shorts and tanktop season.
katplayer 4
Yeah, that's fine. I just kind of wanted to join in on the big controversy here. c:
tucansam555 3
BLEEEEEH I JUST PUKED
iclaire 0
doesn't matter if your single or not you still shave..