Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
melisa1211 0
umm..summer didnt really start yet..
LilaBear 2
That doesn't even make sense. I remember the first time I ever shaved my legs it only took one disposable razor, and nowhere near an hour.
crazyweirdo101 0
ok #260, 232, 225 and everyone else that's bitching about it not being summer in Canada yet, your all idiots. It might not technically be summer till June but in Canada as soon as it's over 10degrees it sure as hell looks and feels like summer and I doubt you'll find many people that don't say it's summer when it's been as gorgeous as it's been lately
ooohlife 0
ew. it has nothing to do with being single or not. it's called personal hygiene.
secretlyshy 0
That really sucks.
manda5228907 0
u should shave more often. i shave just becuz i like my legs silky smooth even in the winter. just cuz ur single doesn't mean u have to be a cavewoman
Kewaii 0
Man thats ****** nasty and YDI you have total control over shaving its nobodys fault your a beast but your own....I shave on a regular basis because it makes me feel good you shouldn't have excuses for being unhygienic like really 3 razors!
bjbthe1 1
why do u think you have been single for so long.
Nikie1986 0
not shaving doesn't make you unhygienic... men don't shave... so does that make them unhygienic? Having hair is natural, shaving is actually going against nature. There's no health benefit to shaving. It's for presentation purposes only. It's in our mindsets to shave. If you don't shave that's all you, and that's not making you single... I'll go a week without shaving my legs (always shave my armpits just cuz the hair annoys me) because I hate shaving with a passion but I'm engaged, a man's not worth it if he can't except you even in at your worst isn't worth it. So don 't listen to these people.
caliloveex 0
oh wow. can't imagine how gross and smelly your underarms got. no wonder your single.