Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
HeretoBlame 3
Fmylife didn't wanna know that isn't three razors alot? Just asking
Dopeyrox 0
Damn why not just use the weedwacker?? how does your hair possibly get that long you should be taking care of that single or not.
dugumit 0
chubakas kid?
venoom 0
eww, way too much information...
BatgirlZKE 5
I call BS. Your hair stops growing after a while so it's not like you start to look like a monkey if you stop shaving for a long time. There's no way you'd go thru 3 razors As for people saying it's disgusting, why? It's just hair. I'm sure she showers regularly so it gets clean. Not shaving is not disgusting. I don't shave my legs in the winter and my fiance doesn't give a damn. If a man is too shallow to see past your hairy legs then forget him.
imlagginglol 0
Obviously you havnt been to Eastern Europe
TheWicked 4
... hair on women is ******* disgusting. Period.
FYLDeep 26
A period on a woman's hair is ******* disgusting too.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^ Yuck!
ibanez370 0
AHAH omg... gross, but i just lold
natural711 6
welcome to the hood brotha....or shall I say sistsah......?.....last time I shaved my legs was 8 months ago/...and the hair hasn't grown back yet............,..care to be a gene recipient??? lol
dramaqwene 0
yep I have the same thing. I shave like 4 times a year. my leg hair is blonde and grows very slow. you can't even tell it's been 3 weeks since I shaved last and not even any stubble. if only everyone could be so lucky.
ibanez370 0
omg your so lucky
1030love 10
i spent 10 months away from my boyfriend across the country. i still shaved my armpits daily or every other day if i was feeling "lazy" and my legs/vag every other day or AT LEAST once a week. just for my own personal happiness. being hairy makes me feel less feminine and pretty gross. i dont know how you could possibly go so long OP
ttorigibson 2
your hair must grow fast, to even attempt to shave your legs & especially vag every other day.
FarSide 23
Your hygiene habit sounds like it arises out of OCD. Maybe you should seek counseling.
1030love 10
lol i'm not OCD about it at all. i'm just a very small framed person, and get cold A LOT, which gives me goosebumps frequently. goosebumps make your hair pop out faster, and i dont wear pants to bed, so i dont want my legs scratching me when im trying to sleep. therefore, i shave more often than the average girl/woman. i'm not saying i enjoy shaving so much, i actually really hate it, and it causes me to get razorburn more often. luckily i've learned how to make the razorburn go away, so it's no longer painful, just time consuming ....and sort of a waste of my time since normally as soon as i get out of the shower from shaving, i get goosebumps lol
__rowena 0
try waxing. it's so much more effective.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#37 But waxing hurts so much more...I tried it for the first time recently and was really unpleasantly surprised! Shaving is fine for me...
mona_is_here 10
Beauty is pain, if you want to be beautiful, you have to stand pain
nerdsgetmehot 23
#89 I still shave even though I don't wax. Shaving works just as well as waxing for me.
mona_is_here 10
94 oh then I guess it depends on the body. for instance,for me waxing is the only suitable way of removing excessive hair. it's painful only for the first few times,then you even fall asleep during the procedure lol :)
justj2010 0
relax and wax no scream cream. for real. google it. you'll thank me for it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#123 Thanks! I'll have to check it out. #116 Haha, I actually didn't go to a place to get mine waxed-- I did it myself, which was probably why I hated it so much. It's a lot harder to pull it off yourself! :P
Rebelwitotapause 0
free don kings hair in there shave it!
Omiii 0
Disgusting.