Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
CrrazyBone 0
Damn Canadians
metrockick10 0
Wow, this is an excellent example of social control. Hair doesn't make a woman unattractive, society does. There's nothing inherent in our genetic makeup that says, "I find hair disgusting" it's just an example of how social and cultural norms have shaped the way we think about beauty. Who cares if OP didn't shave for that long, unless you're her, it's not any of your business. Shaving every day, or every other day, doesn't make you morally superior, it just shows how you adhere to cultural standards of beauty. Congratulations, you're the system's bitch. Now go buy some high heels that do horrible damage to your feet because society tells you they're pretty and feminine.
Tikwichka 5
^WIN^
anabby62907 0
^^ i aqree! i hate heels!
FarSide 23
You are partially right. It was none of our business until OP broadcast her untamely jungle pube status on FML. Really, the responses are just social as well.
bbfrk10 0
43 is a virgin.
mmmrabies 0
Sounds like you know what you're talking about! Agreed 100 % And a virgin? Most likely not, intelligence is super sexy.
seahorses4eva 4
43- love this.
Spastastic 6
This. Definitely this.
voveraite 7
Common sense on FML? Could this really be? Taking my virtual hat in front of you, #43!
Ultimate_Cynic 0
43 sounds like a teenager who's been listening to too much Rage Against the Machine. Sounds like "the system" controls your life a little too much, maaan.
IndigoFuckYou 9
You, sir, are quite respectable. Leg hair is a natural personal preference. And, 43, the amount of maturity and acceptance that this guy shows almost guarantees he's probably gotten laid much more than you and your ignoramus ass.
IndigoFuckYou 9
I'm sorry, I meant 74.
kellaaaay_ 0
I used to have a teacher that didn't shave or wear deodorant and she was married. D: But being single does not mean you don't have to look after yourself.
lexieanders 0
....well i dont think you used 3 razors but w/e u should shave more ofen then once every 10months its goss not too...or at least trim like thats just gross lettin it get outta cntrole is discustin
kev08326 1
#16 lmfao!
lebanita 0
eeeewww
skyeyez9 25
My neighbor doesn't shave her legs or pits either. She is married too.
FarSide 23
It is totally a cultural thing.
sassyjesSa 0
ewww that's nasty
aardvarkish 17
Where is your sense of smell?
Chanti_fml 26
Probably in her nose...
breanuhh 0
daaaam girl