maybe he didn't see your message

or maybe he is a farking douchebag

Farking?

maybe you just have to get better writing dirty messages? or maybe it was full of innuendos and he simply didn't get them

maybe she just sucks at the whole dirty texting game lol

*drum roll*

25 I wish I took a picture with captain planet lol... but yeah maybe she doesn't now how to sext

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test this

Or maybe he just knows money is also very sexy.

and if he had told you to get over there and take care of his needs then you would've written an fml about how all your boyfriend cares about is sex and didn't even tell you he was gonna make some extra money off of his drum set.

^^^This

good point 76

Maybe drum, eBay and monaaaayyyy are all synonyms for something else? :D

op provides the sex, bf provides the monay. old as history itself

isn't cash like Viagra for you female types?

yes...sad but true. :P

your boyfriend wins!

u win

he knows it : family before money before bros before ho'. bottom of the chain, deal with it

Lol how is your life fucked because of this? :P just wondering...

Ahahaha xD

lol! Monaaayy!

maybe he didn't get your message?

什么意思啊，看不懂。

Um, okay? He obviously hadn't seen your text at the time of sending his. Or just not gotten yours at all. Chill the fuck out.

I think you are the one that needs to chill,

Okay... let me rephrase that. Since his text had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with your well thought-out, sexy sext, he must have not gotten it at the time of composing/sending his. Also, take into consideration that his text wasn't a 1-, or 2-word text, also showing that yours probably came to his phone while he was composing his & he just sent it before even looking at the new one from you (the well thought-out, sexy sext).

cat fight please :)

lol right! but it didnt happen :(

cash to not be.

if that's the case, he probably would have responded after seeing it, and then there really wouldn't be any FML.

35, You assume too much. Chill.

I think it's safe to say he's more interested in Makiiin' Monaaaay!

Money DOES make the world go 'round. Not geo sync orbit! lol. Give me money any day. [=