Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I sent my fuckbuddy a sexy message about what I wanted to do in bed with him next time we meet. He responded with, "oki doki". FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
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hellohottie69 0
maybe he didn't see your message
LolaD18 1
Maybe drum, eBay and monaaaayyyy are all synonyms for something else? :D
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Comments (121)
itsxbabyxjay 0
At Least He's Bankinn'!
jaesm17 5
I thought money is what turns women on the most? Sounds like a good reply to me.
iheartzombiesyo 0
this needs a like button. i love it. (x
iheartzombiesyo 0
like seriously, i think hes adorable. i wouldnt have minded. :3
djphoenix18 1
This guy is a winner!
Offensive_fml 4
Disregard females, Acquire currency.
XxGuard 0
sexing? not so mature now is it.
XxGuard 0
*sexting
NianRakluz 0
YDI for dating a drummer.
cookiemonsterxx1 0
Okay, sexting? Seriously? You do know that you can get labeled as a sex offender on your records for the rest of your life if you do that. I'm NOT kidding.
POTOMasquerade 0
I believe that's only if one or both of the sexters is under 18. Otherwise its legal. I'm pretty sure.
coolwhiplova 1
Hahahaha I think that's funny!!!