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rileycrash 20 May 2011, 02:08 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

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Collection

Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

Same thing different taste

yup 5 June 2011, 07:23 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

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Anonymous 5 February 2020, 05:00 Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Remote sex

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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Anonymous 23 August 2023, 22:00 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Today, I sent my fuckbuddy a sexy message about what I wanted to do in bed with him next time we meet. He responded with, "oki doki". FML

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Username 15 June 2011, 01:17 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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McKenna 16 July 2011, 04:10 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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princess 17 March 2009, 05:06 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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come on man 29 November 2014, 17:03 Sunnyvale, United States 🌶️ Spicy

It's the thought that counts

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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i'm not psychic, mother fucker 2 June 2013, 20:48 Uppsala, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy

Bad timing

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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Rejection 4 May 2010, 07:33 France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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fed up/turned off 2 October 2013, 05:47 Fresno, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Talk sexy to me

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

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hellohottie69 0

20 May 2011, 08:51

maybe he didn't see your message

LolaD18 1

20 May 2011, 08:52

Maybe drum, eBay and monaaaayyyy are all synonyms for something else? :D

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st3lios89 0

20 May 2011, 09:30

hahaha.... i dont know ur bf but he sounds to me that he's a Lad with a capital L!

Blueglasscup 18

20 May 2011, 09:35

He's got his priorities straight!

barlessprison 16

20 May 2011, 09:39

I'm way too entertained saying "makiiin' monaaaay" aloud to myself. It could have just been poor timing you know. You sent that sext just as he sent his text about monaaaay.