FML : Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm...

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By leaftheerickson - / Sunday 21 October 2012 10:31 / United States - Bohemia

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By Andrew6111 | 6

#5065746 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:40

Just see which leaves you collected and get spot tested for them.

By Bibliovore | 25

#5065751 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:42

Standard allergy testing includes to a bunch of different kinds of trees, right? If you haven't had that done before, perhaps you can now -- and perhaps allergy shots might improve things for you. In the meantime, I suppose at least you have a doctor's note to get out of the biology project....

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By anythingmustbe | 18

#5065740 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:39

That is pretty sucky op. Hopefully you will be able to find out what the leaf was. Life can be a bitch.

HowAreYouToday | 34

#5065806 - Sunday 21 October 2012 20:07

So can doctors.

ZeeBest86 | 6

#5065866 - Sunday 21 October 2012 20:37

I think u meant: life can be a birch...
Teehee

mowmowlife | 21

#5066109 - Sunday 21 October 2012 22:10

#27 win. Sounds like OP's doc is pretty stumped. You better leaf him.

DictatorDom | 5

#5066182 - Sunday 21 October 2012 22:33

Leafs a bitch and then you die :p

llamafish | 25

#5066247 - Sunday 21 October 2012 23:18

43 - I give you points fir trying.

Scarshadow101 | 6

#5066650 - Monday 22 October 2012 3:29

These comments made me laugh harder than the FML did.

Sir_Loin257 | 4

#5066857 - Monday 22 October 2012 4:19

The only time saying fir instead of for won't get you attacked by grammar nazis

Cainicide | 5

#5067746 - Monday 22 October 2012 16:09

#59 - there is an "you" in place of "your" in your bio.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE | 29

#5068050 - Monday 22 October 2012 18:18

These comments are very punny.

Sir_Loin257 | 4

#5074967 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 6:10

67 if you read carefully saying "your" would make absolutely no sense listen "if your can't understand..."? How does that make sense?

Sir_Loin257 | 4

#5074979 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 6:13

Also "an" should not be before "you" in your comment "y" is not a vowel in this case if you would like to try and talk about proper grammar you should have proof read your commer first

Sinkhole | 26

#5075062 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 6:49

Yeah, listen to the guy who doesn't proofread his comments.

By Andrew6111 | 6

#5065746 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:40

Just see which leaves you collected and get spot tested for them.

gc327072 | 29

#5065797 - Sunday 21 October 2012 20:03

Exactly. My mom had to do this after her body went haywire via cat dander.

boredSOLDIER | 33

#5546713 - Saturday 22 June 2013 16:16

Time is running out

By Bibliovore | 25

#5065751 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:42

By Posthuman | 26

#5065755 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:43

Trees hate you OP. Trees hate you.
*starts throwing DVDs at OP*

Futacy | 29

#5065761 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:47

No more crack for you, LOL

BeanBrick | 10

#5065771 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:51

That's likely my favourite video by Julian Smith.

mowmowlife | 21

#5066174 - Sunday 21 October 2012 22:29

Well, I'd rather eat Randy.

Celina_Lune | 20

#5066276 - Sunday 21 October 2012 23:44

Julian Smith reference indeed. He makes the most hilarious videos on youtube in my opinion.

jelly713 | 19

#5066383 - Monday 22 October 2012 0:40

You're comments are getting better. [=

jelly713 | 19

#5066385 - Monday 22 October 2012 0:42

Your*

By Bakarra | 22

#5065757 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:45

Leaf allergies, as if you didn't have enough incentive to stay inside during the fall...

By skyeyez9 | 24

#5065763 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:48

Same here. I had an allergy test and learned I am allergic to every tree except a cedar tree.
Took allergy shots....and had an anaphylactic reaction to those.

Celina_Lune | 20

#5066310 - Monday 22 October 2012 0:03

I'm allergic to all tree, grass, and weed pollens. As well as cat dander and dust mites. Thankfully, I started getting allergy shots a few months ago and they're helping me a lot.

...That's disappointing that they didn't work for you.

By Church_Vii | 4

#5065765 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:49

At least your doctor has a sense of humor.

Futacy | 29

#5065786 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:58

The only thing funny about OP's doctor is wherever he got his diploma from.

Psych101 | 9

#5065793 - Sunday 21 October 2012 20:01

14- eBay isn't funny.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#5065836 - Sunday 21 October 2012 20:20

This humor is a little off.

By olpally | 32

#5065767 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:50

Great doctor... Not! Get another opinion... That's not good.

By Futacy | 29

#5065773 - Sunday 21 October 2012 19:51

Find a new doctor who will actually do his job and get you tested for your allergies instead of acting like his patients don't matter.

Church_Vii | 4

#5065983 - Sunday 21 October 2012 21:18

You should know better than to assume any FML is a whole story. The doctor probably mentioned it as a joke, then proceeded to take action. FMLs are meant to share comedic experiences, which occur at certain points, and are never entirely serious.