Allergies and Health: Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology,...

By leaftheerickson - 21/10/2012 10:31 - United States - Bohemia

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML

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Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML

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Andrew123123 9

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:40

Just see which leaves you collected and get spot tested for them.

Bibliovore 26

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:42

Standard allergy testing includes to a bunch of different kinds of trees, right? If you haven't had that done before, perhaps you can now -- and perhaps allergy shots might improve things for you. In the meantime, I suppose at least you have a doctor's note to get out of the biology project....

Comments

anythingmustbe 18

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:39

That is pretty sucky op. Hopefully you will be able to find out what the leaf was. Life can be a bitch.

HowAreYouToday 34

Sunday 21 October 2012 20:07

So can doctors.

ZeeBest86 6

Sunday 21 October 2012 20:37

I think u meant: life can be a birch... Teehee

mowmowlife 21

Sunday 21 October 2012 22:10

#27 win. Sounds like OP's doc is pretty stumped. You better leaf him.

DictatorDom 5

Sunday 21 October 2012 22:33

Leafs a bitch and then you die :p

llamafish 25

Sunday 21 October 2012 23:18

43 - I give you points fir trying.

Scarshadow101 6

Monday 22 October 2012 3:29

These comments made me laugh harder than the FML did.

Sir_Loin257 4

Monday 22 October 2012 4:19

The only time saying fir instead of for won't get you attacked by grammar nazis

Cainicide 5

Monday 22 October 2012 16:09

#59 - there is an "you" in place of "your" in your bio.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Monday 22 October 2012 18:18

These comments are very punny.

Sir_Loin257 4

Wednesday 24 October 2012 6:10

67 if you read carefully saying "your" would make absolutely no sense listen "if your can't understand..."? How does that make sense?

Sir_Loin257 4

Wednesday 24 October 2012 6:13

Also "an" should not be before "you" in your comment "y" is not a vowel in this case if you would like to try and talk about proper grammar you should have proof read your commer first

Sinkhole 26

Wednesday 24 October 2012 6:49

Yeah, listen to the guy who doesn't proofread his comments.

Andrew123123 9

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:40

Just see which leaves you collected and get spot tested for them.

gc327072 30

Sunday 21 October 2012 20:03

Exactly. My mom had to do this after her body went haywire via cat dander.

Bibliovore 26

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:42

Posthuman 26

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:43

Trees hate you OP. Trees hate you. *starts throwing DVDs at OP*

Futacy 29

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:47

No more crack for you, LOL

BeanBrick 10

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:51

That's likely my favourite video by Julian Smith.

mowmowlife 21

Sunday 21 October 2012 22:29

Well, I'd rather eat Randy.

Celina_Lune 20

Sunday 21 October 2012 23:44

Julian Smith reference indeed. He makes the most hilarious videos on youtube in my opinion.

jelly713 19

Monday 22 October 2012 0:40

You're comments are getting better. [=

jelly713 19

Monday 22 October 2012 0:42

Your*

Bakarra 22

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:45

Leaf allergies, as if you didn't have enough incentive to stay inside during the fall...

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:48

Same here. I had an allergy test and learned I am allergic to every tree except a cedar tree. Took allergy shots....and had an anaphylactic reaction to those.

Celina_Lune 20

Monday 22 October 2012 0:03

I'm allergic to all tree, grass, and weed pollens. As well as cat dander and dust mites. Thankfully, I started getting allergy shots a few months ago and they're helping me a lot. ...That's disappointing that they didn't work for you.

Church_Vii 4

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:49

At least your doctor has a sense of humor.

Futacy 29

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:58

The only thing funny about OP's doctor is wherever he got his diploma from.

Psych101 9

Sunday 21 October 2012 20:01

14- eBay isn't funny.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 21 October 2012 20:20

This humor is a little off.

olpally 32

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:50

Great doctor... Not! Get another opinion... That's not good.

Futacy 29

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:51

Find a new doctor who will actually do his job and get you tested for your allergies instead of acting like his patients don't matter.

Church_Vii 4

Sunday 21 October 2012 21:18

You should know better than to assume any FML is a whole story. The doctor probably mentioned it as a joke, then proceeded to take action. FMLs are meant to share comedic experiences, which occur at certain points, and are never entirely serious.