Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
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flashback.miss
| 28
Make him wash it...with his tongue.
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morganrules123
| 10
If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.
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flashback.miss
| 28
Make him wash it...with his tongue.
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soccerstar1996
| 18
Looks like someone's been dropping acidddddd
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svalaedgren
| 18
And what would anyone get out of that? Apologise to the neighbours and have a talk with your son.
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hessel
| 13
#16 i think they dropped acid on your funny bone
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feelingold
| 18
no no, don't blame the boy...the cat was obviously exercising those freaky mind-control powers.....
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helen_ellexo
| 22
I wonder if he caught his son in the act
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glamorous18
| 10
I think that's a little excessive...
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arrow007archer
| 19
well that escalated quickly
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CammyGal
| 26
Make a big sign that says CAR =/= TOILET. Also you might want to look into some counseling.
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xBethanyC
| 15
That must have really pissed you off. Now urine a major need of a car wash that I hope you make your son do himself.
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| 28
I sure hope the paint's holding up... That boy needs a good flogging
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
Yeah- he may need sex counseling because he's a dick.
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AshleyScruggs
| 14
The kid is probably sleepwalking. My sister used to wander into the kitchen in the middle of the night and piss on the floor, thinking she was in the bathroom.
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AshleyScruggs
| 14
And apparently honesty gets you thumbed down.
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nyrangersfan9
| 13
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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lopsop
| 12
That seems like a very nice father-son bonding experience
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gc327072
| 29
32- I don't always piss on a car, but when I do, I do it with my son.
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morganrules123
| 10
If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.
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Queensland
| 27
At least to me, cat urine smells like, well, any urine would...
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morganrules123
| 10
Usually when cats pee on objects, they're scent marking. It smells extremely bad.
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
Ammonia, right?
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BaraSkit07
| 12
Neutered cats' pee doesn't smell at all. That may be the reason for this confusion.
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BaraSkit07
| 12
Okay, I've had like 7 cats over 20 years and none have smelled. Maybe I'm just lucky then.
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Next time he dose it, go into his room and piss on his play station.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Time to be the better adult, apologize to your neighbour, and have your son wash your car as penance, I would think. Maybe he could explain wtf he was doing that for in the first place as well. :p Weirdo...
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Maybe he's marking his future territory. Or he's just a dick. Yeah, he's probably a dick.
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
Yeah, and for it to happen repeatedly just makes it worse.
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acs123acs
| 22
Make him wash the family car the neighbor's car and the toilet. Then take away his gaming system and/or phone till he's old enough to use a toilet.
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Zen_Mei
| 17
Wait, what exactly is he trying to achieve by peeing on the car?
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Nikkitaria
| 9
Mark his territory.
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buddy51
| 23
Emptying his bladder?
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feelingold
| 18
The boy's just trying to mark his territory.
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SirTalkaton
| 22
Sneak into his bedroom after he's fallen asleep and pee on all of his clothes.
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ryan4723
| 18
#9 Because stooping to the level of a 16 year old is the best way to get all problems resolved, right?
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lolfood
| 24
In a way, I hope he was drunk every time. Not that I encourage underage drinking.