By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 811
You deserved it 7 109

Same thing different taste

Top comments

flashback.miss 28

Make him wash it...with his tongue.

morganrules123 10

If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.


flashback.miss 28

Make him wash it...with his tongue.

Looks like someone's been dropping acidddddd

And what would anyone get out of that? Apologise to the neighbours and have a talk with your son.

#16 i think they dropped acid on your funny bone

no no, don't blame the boy...the cat was obviously exercising those freaky mind-control powers.....

I wonder if he caught his son in the act

glamorous18 10

I think that's a little excessive...

CammyGal 26

Make a big sign that says CAR =/= TOILET. Also you might want to look into some counseling.

That must have really pissed you off. Now urine a major need of a car wash that I hope you make your son do himself.

\ 28

I sure hope the paint's holding up... That boy needs a good flogging

Yeah- he may need sex counseling because he's a dick.

The kid is probably sleepwalking. My sister used to wander into the kitchen in the middle of the night and piss on the floor, thinking she was in the bathroom.

And apparently honesty gets you thumbed down.

That seems like a very nice father-son bonding experience

32- I don't always piss on a car, but when I do, I do it with my son.

morganrules123 10

If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.

At least to me, cat urine smells like, well, any urine would...

morganrules123 10

Usually when cats pee on objects, they're scent marking. It smells extremely bad.

Neutered cats' pee doesn't smell at all. That may be the reason for this confusion.

Okay, I've had like 7 cats over 20 years and none have smelled. Maybe I'm just lucky then.

Next time he dose it, go into his room and piss on his play station.

Time to be the better adult, apologize to your neighbour, and have your son wash your car as penance, I would think. Maybe he could explain wtf he was doing that for in the first place as well. :p Weirdo...

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Maybe he's marking his future territory. Or he's just a dick. Yeah, he's probably a dick.

ILoveMyArm 15

Yeah, and for it to happen repeatedly just makes it worse.

Make him wash the family car the neighbor's car and the toilet. Then take away his gaming system and/or phone till he's old enough to use a toilet.

Wait, what exactly is he trying to achieve by peeing on the car?

The boy's just trying to mark his territory.

SirTalkaton 22

Sneak into his bedroom after he's fallen asleep and pee on all of his clothes.

#9 Because stooping to the level of a 16 year old is the best way to get all problems resolved, right?

In a way, I hope he was drunk every time. Not that I encourage underage drinking.