Looks like someone's been dropping acidddddd

And what would anyone get out of that? Apologise to the neighbours and have a talk with your son.

#16 i think they dropped acid on your funny bone

no no, don't blame the boy...the cat was obviously exercising those freaky mind-control powers.....

I wonder if he caught his son in the act

I think that's a little excessive...

well that escalated quickly

That must have really pissed you off. Now urine a major need of a car wash that I hope you make your son do himself.

I sure hope the paint's holding up... That boy needs a good flogging

Yeah- he may need sex counseling because he's a dick.

The kid is probably sleepwalking. My sister used to wander into the kitchen in the middle of the night and piss on the floor, thinking she was in the bathroom.

And apparently honesty gets you thumbed down.

That seems like a very nice father-son bonding experience

32- I don't always piss on a car, but when I do, I do it with my son.

At least to me, cat urine smells like, well, any urine would...

Usually when cats pee on objects, they're scent marking. It smells extremely bad.

Ammonia, right?

Neutered cats' pee doesn't smell at all. That may be the reason for this confusion.

Okay, I've had like 7 cats over 20 years and none have smelled. Maybe I'm just lucky then.

Maybe he's marking his future territory. Or he's just a dick. Yeah, he's probably a dick.

Yeah, and for it to happen repeatedly just makes it worse.

Make him wash the family car the neighbor's car and the toilet. Then take away his gaming system and/or phone till he's old enough to use a toilet.

Mark his territory.

Emptying his bladder?

#9 Because stooping to the level of a 16 year old is the best way to get all problems resolved, right?