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FatMan23
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Yes #5, and I didn't like it. So I went back to WoW. Either way, it's just plain sad.
Nevermind my icon, I don't see how it's sad to do what you want alone instead of having sex. Just because you'd jump at the chance to get in bed with some chick you hardly know, and the guy in the FML wouldn't, doesn't make him sad. It's not a bad thing just because it's not what most people would do. Depending on my mood, I might just choose Minecraft over sex too- and I have both in very close reach. But hey, I'm a loner anyway.
fthku
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#202, I find that it's usually the ones who don't or can't get sex very often are the ones who say stuff like you do. Unlike certain people, some guys get enough action that they don't have to desperately stop whatever they're doing and jump for some girl. If I was doing something I like, whether it is video games, playing guitar or anything else, I wouldn't stop it for a girl who feels horny tonight so she booty calls me. I'm also engaged, but my point still stands.
dudeitsdanny
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Get a vibrator, and turn on some porn. And, word of advice, don't sext a boy you just happen to like. It won't end well. He will either ignore you or turn you down.. Or use you. Very few of us would date a girl we can have, anyways.. And those of us who would are, in majority, part of the ignoring group. Get some class with that vibrator, too. Try not to look so desperate.
dudeitsdanny
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^ I said date, not fuck. And I'm a guy.. A straight guy.. I think I have a good idea of how guys work. And most guys wouldn't have sex with a girl just to have sex. Turn off the reality TV and the douche-finder. You'll find most of us are selective with looks, and some of us even with minds. Hell, I won't have sex with a girl who can't hold a conversation with me. But I'm not getting any yet from my girlfriend that I can talk to for hours, so it's a Catch 22.
ToyotaObsession
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You're what? 13? Once you get older you'll find out what guys are really like.
dudeitsdanny
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Me? No, not at all. I knew i'd have to wait when we started dating, and I don't mind. I just like to point it out for kicks. I fell in love with her exemplary singing and intelligence, though her looks are a definite plus. I don't even know how I'd make anyone think something like that.
ToyotaObsession
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You must not have gone to college or even got out much. I guess when you're stuck at home it sounds romantic to say you wont sleep with a girl you can't have a conversation with. But over here in reality men realize you don't have to talk to a girl in order to have great sex. This childish notion you have that someone is a misogynist because they realize guys like sex is stupid. Maybe it's an act you put on to impress the girls of FML but its kind of sad. Honestly if all these girls want you at 20 why is your girlfriend away? couldn't find a girl to date on your town?
dudeitsdanny
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Sigh. You need help. You live in a really sad world. I'm a cynic, but I sure as hell hope i'm never a 30 year old so bitter that I'm trying to warp the minds of others. Also... 1. I'm in college. Just finished my third year. I get out enough, usually have people over, since I live alone and not in a dorm. 2. Who said my girlfriend is away? She's not here with me now, but we're both in the same school. I'll let her know she moved when I see her Thursday. She'll be surprised. I'd love to know who said my girlfriend doesn't live here, though. At least wait 5 months till she graduates and decides whether to move back home to Jersey, stay in SF, or move to LA like I am since my exchange is done. You know, before jumping to werd conclusions. Is this how you get your jollies? I hope you're just another ugly little troll.
Danny, while the world would be a better place with guys like us that want to know a girl first, Toyota is right. the vast majority of men are just looking to fuck. only reason he is getting thumbed down is because the most of people on here are young people with smartphones, AKA middle class at the least. the world is a shitty place for most. don't be naive
70, you're just a bundle of stereotypes aren't you? Not everyone lives in your 'reality' and some people have to have an emotional connection to the person or it's a no go. Yes it's possible to have decent sex with out knowing the person BUT not everyone is into fucking every random bimbo who flashes her tits at you. But if you're going to go into stereotypes I must say you must have security issues and you must be an easy lay if you can't keep it in your pants and assume everyone follows your footsteps. :3
dudeitsdanny
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81- I won't disagree guys want sex. Hell, despite what i am now, when I was 18, I had spent all summer just hooking up, no girlfriends. I stand by what I said, though: Most guys won't fuck just any girl. That was the one point of his I disclaimed before the conversation took a turn.
and while he turned to insulting you like a child, that point he made is correct. the MAJORITY of men, are mediocre, have nothing going for them, and scrape a living. they take what they can get. and of course every girl will agree with you, because a woman's brain is wired so that they can barely, if at all, fathom sex without a connection because they see them as one in the same. I like ya, Danny, but you live in a bubble. nothing wrong with that. just don't act like understand the world as a whole.
dudeitsdanny
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I'm officially scared to leave college then. Here I thought that at least the majority of my gender had standards. I'm not even talking about love, but at least an attraction. Even physical. There's hope for Rosie O'Donnell look-alikes after all. Though, I'll be honest, when I was 18 I had sex with a girl who thought Star Wars and Star Trek were the same basic thing.. She looked like a younger Cameron Diaz, though.. And that will always be my excuse.
ToyotaObsession
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ROFL kids these days. It's so easy to see past your bullshit. You know when people on the internet start injecting strange personal accounts that have nothing to do with the matter at hand, it's easy to tell they are lying. What does this girl getting denied have to do with your girlfriend and you not having sex? Why do you want everyone to know that you would just die if girls ever stopped wanting you? Because you're full of shit. Also I'm insulting you because you have nothing of any substance to say. You try to make the case that because you have a girl you're "dating" in "college" and haven't had sex yet that disproves everything I said. All I've stated is that most guys will have sex with most girls given the opportunity. It's a fact, despite the random celibate teenager. Will a Brad Pit bang a 500 pound chick just because she got naked? Probably not, unless he's into that. So seriously, unless you have something intelligent to say that has nothing to do with your fake personal life. Just stop now while you are ahead.
ToyotaObsession
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ROFL the world is scared you made it into "college" with so little Knowledge of the real world and not some sanitized, whitewashed version where all men are chivalrously defending a woman's honor at all time. Where did you get your idea of the world at large? A textbook from the 20's?
dudeitsdanny
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I added my personal life, because it showed that my own standards can lead to no sex at all. Thought it was obvious. You're just looking sad, twisting my words. Since when does thinking people need to feel attracted to who they fuck mean living in that world you say I live in? There's a huge incongruency between what I said and what you're responding to. But I guess that comes with the territory of not being able to even argue: Personal attacks and attacking what's not said doesn't work. Not on me. But nice try.
I Lold reading this . just proved a theory I already knew. Men will basically fuck whoever they can and think its perfectly ok . funny though, girls hate 'experienced' guys so in the end their literally just screwing themselves.Lol. btw to the nice guy who's trying to make men sound more intelligent then most are; kudos to you for holding your own. your girlfriends got a catch for sure. you actually have a fucking brain and use it. hopefully some day there is more men like you in society.
I've gotta say, unfortunately, I agree with Toyota guy, but not the way he's saying it. Danny you seem one-on-a-million, but i lived with 8 guys who are decent people, and I've seen the girls leaving our house in the morning...most guys want sex, it's part of our DNA and when combined with alcohol guys will sleep with almost anything
There's no need to hate. You guys will have to agree to disagree. And both of you are wrong, to a point. Not every guy will sleep with any girl. Everyone has different standards, ranging from shallow to the people who will sleep with any girl who walks by. But we all have our different opinions on what's attractive. Ask the chubby-chasers, compared to the extremely picky. You'll get a different opinion every time.
RainbowHeadache
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Most guys I know would definitely turn a girl down who sexts him really early in a relationship or like Op did. You come off as easy that way. On the flip side, practically everyone my boyfriend knows will just sleep with any girl, but they at least have to find her somewhat attractive. It's different everywhere.
And then people wonder why there's so much more lesbians....because of horny asses like 30 year old Toyota dude. I mean hey honestly it's the truth, 99.9% of germ--I mean MEN will stick their dick wherever they can! Stupid joke aside though...it's nice to see that there's still some guys out there who can control their dick, not looks so desperate and actually talk to a girl.
you don't have sex with girls unless they can hold a convo? when I was single I wanted to have sex with bimbos, and the last thing I wanted from them was a convo. get in get done get out. simple as that. if I'm interested in a girl it's different. but not if I'm looking to get laid. but I'm straight, and a guy ;)
Toyota and Danny. If you guys can combine your thoughts then you will be the perfect guy! Not nearly ad perfect as I am tho homie. So get on Ma level. I take what I get but what I get is always good. I can't get a rest with all these girls on my wood. Girl I will love you well and the hours will pass with the toll of the bell. Baby we will never stop, so get a mop, cuz you gettin so wet like my basketball shot. Well that was random as fuck. I'm sorry guys.......
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yes minecraft is that awesome
Get a vibrator, and turn on some porn. And, word of advice, don't sext a boy you just happen to like. It won't end well. He will either ignore you or turn you down.. Or use you. Very few of us would date a girl we can have, anyways.. And those of us who would are, in majority, part of the ignoring group. Get some class with that vibrator, too. Try not to look so desperate.