By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 02:18 - United States - Bronx

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 876
You deserved it 3 240

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At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?

I bet you tasted just as good

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At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?

At least the drunk person bit the OP, and not the cotton candy, bit wounds heal, cotton candy is precious.

and so the zombie war begins...

I bet you tasted just as good

I think he needs glasses, hope you're okay though

way more then a vision problem if your mistaking people for cotton candy

Yeah no glasses. Just the alcohol talking and seeing…and maybe some other things too.

That gives new meaning to the phrase "fluffy."

Hopefully the stranger was really attractive

Yeah, being bitten by a stranger is only weird if said stranger is ugly...

Benign intoxicated does thrown off your depth perception...

In my first comment, I meant *bit

somebody thinks they're luis suarez..

careful you might become drunken vampire

Maybe you looked like the sweeter of his choices. In all seriousness, though, if he broke the skin be sure to go see a doctor.