Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML
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Marie54321
| 19
At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?
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CJB3228
| 17
I bet you tasted just as good
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By
Marie54321
| 19
At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?
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tygerarmy
| 35
At least the drunk person bit the OP, and not the cotton candy, bit wounds heal, cotton candy is precious.
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ohgeejosee
| 19
and so the zombie war begins...
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CJB3228
| 17
I bet you tasted just as good
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silveronica5
| 12
I think he needs glasses, hope you're okay though
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wastedpenguin
| 14
way more then a vision problem if your mistaking people for cotton candy
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
Yeah no glasses. Just the alcohol talking and seeing…and maybe some other things too.
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singer0421
| 32
That gives new meaning to the phrase "fluffy."
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Corvo_Attano_4
| 12
Hopefully the stranger was really attractive
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Yeah, being bitten by a stranger is only weird if said stranger is ugly...
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bachoman
| 10
Benign intoxicated does thrown off your depth perception...
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Marie54321
| 19
In my first comment, I meant *bit
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kabza
| 12
somebody thinks they're luis suarez..
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nevermindthemind
| 18
careful you might become drunken vampire
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PerditaDessa
| 38
Maybe you looked like the sweeter of his choices.
In all seriousness, though, if he broke the skin be sure to go see a doctor.
In all seriousness, though, if he broke the skin be sure to go see a doctor.