Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Spicy
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
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So you forgot your crystal ball, too, huh? Don't you hate when that happens?

You could have turned his logic back at him and raged at him for should of knowing that you were driving when he sent that text, unsafe. (Again, I know that doesn't make sense but neither does his logic)

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So you forgot your crystal ball, too, huh? Don't you hate when that happens?

HA, i like your comment ^

thumb it up and move along, sir.

15- Thumb it up and move along, sir.

39 Ha! I like ur comment

40 - Thumb it up and move along, sir.

42- I hate ur comment!

43 - Thumb it down and move along, sir.

Squidward - "I hate all of you."

54 - Thumb all the comments down and move along, sir.

walk in to see a bunch of people yelling with thumbs up and down everywhere, "what in God's name did I miss? Why is there a freaking talking squid?"

Not replying is a good idea. Don't text and drive!!

Ahhh. The joys of sexting...

You could have turned his logic back at him and raged at him for should of knowing that you were driving when he sent that text, unsafe. (Again, I know that doesn't make sense but neither does his logic)

or that he should have known that op was going to send him a text when he was showing off his phone

His fault for not warning you. Obviously he should be expecting one back at anytime. His fault.

On an all new episode of My Psychic Girlfriend…

She's not psychic, mother fucker

What?! Next, you'll be telling me My Psychic Girlfrind isn't even a real show! Anyway, give your mother your regards.

41 was using op's name as a joke. I thought it was rather funny!

Punch him for being an idiot.

Well you OBVIOUSLY should've known. Unless you actually did know and you were trying to score a threesome

It's better to be embarrassed than dead.

You should write eulogies.

Or fortune cookies.

Yeah, What's wrong with you? You should know better than to not use your psychic visions before texting your boyfriend.