Time to flee the crime scene

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 10:00

Today, my date from the night before let me stay behind when he had left for work. While relaxing, I figured I'd be fine to let a little fart out. Unbeknownst to me, not eating enough food over the past few days turned the contents of my bowels to liquid. I sharted on their bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 371
You deserved it 867

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Now your Walk of Shame has yet another transgression staining you. Speaking of stains, why don't you wash and dry his bedding and then make the bed before you take said Walk? That would eliminate the ... shitty situation!

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Now your Walk of Shame has yet another transgression staining you. Speaking of stains, why don't you wash and dry his bedding and then make the bed before you take said Walk? That would eliminate the ... shitty situation!