By Devon - 20/05/2011 01:38 - United States
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The only explanation I can conjure is that your grandfather somehow drugged you unconscious, dress'd you up like a little glittery faerie princess, role playing that you somehow got caught stealing peanut butter and being naughty, so butt-f**king you as a punishment. Oh, and you tried to run but he caught up with you in the driveway. That's probably how it happened.
just be glad you didn't did a tiger in your bathroom? The Hangover
You probably just passed out & they did that shit to you to fuck with you. That, or you got raped by Edward Cullen.