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Show it anywayFirstly, I do talk dirty to my significant other I just don't completely go insane like the OP and keep texting multiple times. My fiancé would even think that was creepy. If he didn't reply the first time I'd wait until he texted back.
47... Who cares? dum dum dumb
the mom shoulve said that after the first text
Sorry 47! This was definitely not what I commented on. I replied on a different 'thread' and now the commenter is 46 which was a reply to 3. Odd. This app is buggy sometimes. I actually fully agree with 47.
you should have replied with "what should I send instead without sounds desperate."
48 dont lie, you aint engaged to anyone
124- I know right hehe
You guys have nothing better to do than to insult someone on fml? Sad existence if you ask me.
His mom knows what's up.
it says ten minutes later, not messages.
I'll just give you a thumbs up bot for your comment but just for your name.
I first read this as "my mom" instead of "his mom
Yes she does! Her pants!!!
that kinda sucks... but ydi. you should've stopped after one.
I agree
Hey How are you doing?
I said the same thing, when I saw your face.
uncalled for ^
It was something like "that's what I done when I saw your picture." Rather unnecessarily harsh.
yeah that's pretty mean. according to her age, shes in 7th or 8th grade.
she shouldnt be so young on this site. it might scar her
You're like the same age.
um, if you cant put a pic up yourself, you don't have a right to comment on someone elses....
what a creative username, op.
owhh yya totezz and why would his mom have his phone?
She likes the vibrate setting...
38 yup* Im a douchebag... 8)
desperate ^^ (:
I did enjoy how none of them grasped the whole "your vs you're" concept. : o
Oh my god that is embarrassing.
Haha yeah, if there's no reply after one text, sending several more won't help.
YOU ARE THE MUSIC IN ME.
@55 see now this is why education is important, because i have no idea what the hell your point is. actually to be fair, i cant understand what the message says in any capacity...something about antibiotics and not needing education... if i were to guess id say you think antibiotics were an accident it negates the need for education in some way...but honestly, no clue here.
sure that happened op... lies
So this basically means you're calling fake? Oh Sirin, we request your assistance!
Actually, I'd have to say YDI. I think the kink can wait until next time you see each other/next time you're alone with each other, it'd be safer after all.
Yes, because no one has jobs, school, after school activities, and other responsibilities to attend to... O.o dude, there is nothing wrong with sending messages like that to your bf or gf if it's understood that you both are enjoy them
"both are enjoy them"? Okay. Them being BF and GF and all, it's not like they're NEVER going to see each other, even with after school activities.
*are enjoying I like how you point out an obvious typing mistake to try to strengthen your argument more and not the point dude... the point is if a bf and gf want to echange a few cute/kinky messages when they can't be with each other wtf is wrong with that? I bet the majority of the people on this site do that from time to time...
why would they deserve that? they didn't know the mom had his phone. besides kinky msgs are fun :P maybe you'll find this out one day maybe not ...
Whoa, calm down. It's just that sounded strange to me. I'm just saying it from my point of view, that's what comments are for after all. I'm not the kind of person to send a kinky message to someone without starting a conversation and making sure they're alone and it's really them. I'm just cautious like that. I don't mean to sound like a douche, so sorry if I do.
No problem man... difficult to tell over the internet after. I apologize for getting so defensive
*after all... lol
No problem. It's all good now.
his mom or ur mom either way it's still creepy
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His mom knows what's up.
that kinda sucks... but ydi. you should've stopped after one.