Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
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amerwin
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Next time he's napping, put his nuts into a primed rat-trap and tell him that you want to play a game.
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Koshman32
| 7
What a pussy
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FFML_314
| 11
What a bitch.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
I know you're a bitch.
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ryanriola
| 0
no your a bitch lol
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Bee_fml
| 2
Bee nice!
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Yes, less bickering please...
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Bee_fml
| 2
:-)
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Sirin_fml
| 46
;-)
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unidentified_sta
| 5
French emoticons are so complex. Our North American 2-3 part emoticons never have that problem.
:-D
:-D
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Sirin_fml
| 46
[repost]
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unidentified_sta
| 5
Took a bit, I see the slanted lol representing the doomed trolls. Strange, aside from myself I rarely see anyone bother to include a nose within emoticons.
Capitalism is about the death of trolls? I could get behind that assuming it is only inept trolls being purged. The capable ones provide great humour.
Capitalism is about the death of trolls? I could get behind that assuming it is only inept trolls being purged. The capable ones provide great humour.
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Herox
| 0
damn he FAILS
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FMLforALL
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I agree with 1. He's definitely a little bitch. Find you a real man OP. Hurry before it's too late!
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spikey818
| 9
slappp him
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starxshine
| 0
seriously, the movie wasn't even scary
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Qluz
| 3
im pretty sure it was rated r for a reason
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it's not scary, it's more creepy and disturbing.
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DalekScythe
| 0
your bf before- (?_´)?. then after- ?=?=?=?=?=?=?(;???)?
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kay71095
| 9
It's not made to be scary, it's made to be twisted, morbid, and gory
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Hipnog
| 15
What if I told you...
That noone cares.
That noone cares.
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ballinbri123
| 0
ouchh :/ but at least he said he wanted to procect you which is supersweet
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TapialPaado
| 1
Ever hear that saying, "Actions speak louder than words?"
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2muchshyt
| 0
no , would u rather some on say they're gunna rape u, or or actually do it!
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NewSlang
| 0
Protect her? From what? The attack-ready movie theatre screen?
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tooFLY
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49--go back to school and learn to spell before posting again... thanks a ton
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babbiebee
| 0
72-- get oveeerrrrrrrr iiittttttttt see I spelled thinnngggsaa wrong it's funnn haha..... Ur being dumb
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by4x4
| 4
82 This is FML, there is a reason all post are moderated, everyone on here are Grammer Nazi's.
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Koshman32
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What a pussy
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sk8erd
| 15
Agreed that dude has a coward side
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xoxoallykinzxoxo
| 0
yeah but why would he give her a bloody nose , to be funny?
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goodlike_fml
| 0
how doing this can be funny? that s jusy retarded
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purple_zebras_
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haha that's hilarious!!
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Moota
| 9
giving some one a bloody nose isn't funny
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MissNicky_fml
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He gave her a bloody nose on accident because he jumped op and probably elbowed her or something
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amerwin
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Next time he's napping, put his nuts into a primed rat-trap and tell him that you want to play a game.
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bigphill1333
| 0
My balls shrived up when I read your comment. *shudders*
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macskapingvin
| 0
That won't worry him. He's already proved he doesn't have any balls.
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maybaybe
| 0
#38 win
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iceingdeath4
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get a boyfriend who's less of a bitch
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JhasNeeh
| 7
YDI for dating someone who gets scared by Saw. Great movies but certainly not scary.
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bellaamariee
| 0
I'm terrified of saw!
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zyperman43
| 19
I find saw funny, the people that die deserve it so much sometimes it's hard not to laugh when they die.
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hosamsr
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how old is he ? 12?
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Blueace530
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I made a fml account just so I can say LMAO!!!!!! XD
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LDP2
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Congratulations! Now, please delete your account.
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TheLetterZero
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Welcome to the FML comments!
OT: HAHAHAHAHAH! This was a good FML.
OT: HAHAHAHAHAH! This was a good FML.
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quin01
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pussy tht movies not even scary