By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML
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amerwin 3

Next time he's napping, put his nuts into a primed rat-trap and tell him that you want to play a game.

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unidentified_sta 5

French emoticons are so complex. Our North American 2-3 part emoticons never have that problem. :-D

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unidentified_sta 5

Took a bit, I see the slanted lol representing the doomed trolls. Strange, aside from myself I rarely see anyone bother to include a nose within emoticons. Capitalism is about the death of trolls? I could get behind that assuming it is only inept trolls being purged. The capable ones provide great humour.

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FMLforALL 0

I agree with 1. He's definitely a little bitch. Find you a real man OP. Hurry before it's too late!

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Qluz 3

im pretty sure it was rated r for a reason

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

it's not scary, it's more creepy and disturbing.

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DalekScythe 0

your bf before- (?_´)?. then after- ?=?=?=?=?=?=?(;???)?

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kay71095 9

It's not made to be scary, it's made to be twisted, morbid, and gory

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Hipnog 15

What if I told you... That noone cares.

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ballinbri123 0

ouchh :/ but at least he said he wanted to procect you which is supersweet

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TapialPaado 1

Ever hear that saying, "Actions speak louder than words?"

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2muchshyt 0

no , would u rather some on say they're gunna rape u, or or actually do it!

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NewSlang 0

Protect her? From what? The attack-ready movie theatre screen?

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tooFLY 0

49--go back to school and learn to spell before posting again... thanks a ton

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babbiebee 0

72-- get oveeerrrrrrrr iiittttttttt see I spelled thinnngggsaa wrong it's funnn haha..... Ur being dumb

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by4x4 4

82 This is FML, there is a reason all post are moderated, everyone on here are Grammer Nazi's.

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xoxoallykinzxoxo 0

yeah but why would he give her a bloody nose , to be funny?

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goodlike_fml 0

how doing this can be funny? that s jusy retarded

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purple_zebras_ 0

haha that's hilarious!!

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Moota 9

giving some one a bloody nose isn't funny

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MissNicky_fml 0

He gave her a bloody nose on accident because he jumped op and probably elbowed her or something

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amerwin 3

Next time he's napping, put his nuts into a primed rat-trap and tell him that you want to play a game.

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bigphill1333 0

My balls shrived up when I read your comment. *shudders*

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macskapingvin 0

That won't worry him. He's already proved he doesn't have any balls.

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JhasNeeh 7

YDI for dating someone who gets scared by Saw. Great movies but certainly not scary.

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bellaamariee 0

I'm terrified of saw!

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zyperman43 19

I find saw funny, the people that die deserve it so much sometimes it's hard not to laugh when they die.

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Blueace530 0

I made a fml account just so I can say LMAO!!!!!! XD

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LDP2 0

Congratulations! Now, please delete your account.

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TheLetterZero 7

Welcome to the FML comments! OT: HAHAHAHAHAH! This was a good FML.

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