Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML
Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML
Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML
Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML
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91hayek 31
Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln
maryic4ever 19
That's a completely different type of toy.
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Comments (78)
giantsfan2010 23
Working retail...never again.
Destroyer_2_2 15
Seems like the wrong demographic
NeatNit 33
Hardly! Who buys children's toys? Parents. What do parents never get time to do? Sex! If anything, selling ****** at a toy store would be revolutionary!
MikaykayUnicorn 36
#37, ToysRUs? No, DildosRUs
lexitomlinson_91 8
Sex toys are still "toys" so...
91hayek 31
Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln
SkylineFTW97 25
The same is true for butt plugs. You'd be surprised what you can use. Water bottles, computer mice, newspapers, lit blowtorches...... did I just say that last one out loud? Well ****.
Rectov 10
You can fake quotes easily- Leonardo Da Vinci
Feklfekl2222 32
'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet!' ~Aristotle
False_Stupidity 42
Don't tell lies. ~ God
RitaS 7
Didn't Einstein say that?
91hayek 31
This is a common misconception. It was actually Einstein who Lincoln was addressing; sadly the context and the preceding question that led to the statement is forever lost because Einstein asked it in German and no one present spoke German save Lincoln who was shortly after shot from a Book depository window. Einstein was then arrested for trying to blow up Parliament and never disclosed what he said, right up until his execution by lethal injection. The more you know.
LoZelda123 20
You should really consider a career in writing conspiracy theory novels
91hayek 31
Nah. I'm afraid I might start a cult and be expected to shoot lightening bolts from my ass. Even I am not that good. Yet.
maryic4ever 19
That's a completely different type of toy.
Chanti_fml 26
She must have seen the commercial for the "Woody" and "Buzz" toys from Toy Story and then got confused, happens all the time!
screwyousideways 17
I want to vote, but it's 69/0... your life does suck though
Mynamewontfi 40
She can build her own ***** with Lego.
kaybows 14
Ow
lurch87 18
It's all good until a piece falls off haha
thejonac 21
well if you're brave enough
nikkipettyfer 24
How the hell do you respond to that
Ichiya 29
No, try (insert name of local sex toy shop) instead.
jtfrisch 22
It's not for sale maym
kaybows 14
Tell her that she's at the wrong kind of toy store.
RusticChick 27
Anythings a ***** if you're brave enough...
LosinIt2008 14
hahaha ummmm are you telling us something?? Lol jk jk
Halfass 8
you should have offered a light saber.