That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
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You broke his nose while poping blackheads?!!?!?? what did you pop it with? a hammer??? Did the police actually buy this story?

How do you break a nose popping blackheads? If they are that bad they need a professional. Get your boyfriend a decent face washing routine for morning and night, and a dermatologist for the blackheads if that severe. It ain't your skin so let him sort it properly. Your post catalogues the bad that comes otherwise.

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You broke his nose while poping blackheads?!!?!?? what did you pop it with? a hammer??? Did the police actually buy this story?

tiptoppc 19

Police are lazy. They wouldn’t arrest the assaulter when my wife and I were assaulted and injured by the drug dealer who hit both of us in a drug fueled trip. We were told it was our fault for not taking enough care to avoid him. We went through a differ door on a diffe level to get away. He charged at us down the stairs. I ended up in the hospital with an air bubble under ribs from the hit and they still won’t arrest him.

How do you break a nose popping blackheads? If they are that bad they need a professional. Get your boyfriend a decent face washing routine for morning and night, and a dermatologist for the blackheads if that severe. It ain't your skin so let him sort it properly. Your post catalogues the bad that comes otherwise.

HouseOfM 8

How are people so uncoordinated. Do you hurt yourself opening a pickle jar?

You shouldn't be popping those in the first place. It can cause an infection or scarring.

That's why it's DOCTOR Pimplepopper, not Ms. Pimplepopper. Amateurs shouldn't be pimplepopping. You need to use a trained professional pimplepopper!

So THIS is what a natural 1 on a skill check looks like...

Why do people pop other's nasty bumps.... that is so disgusting.