Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
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angrydinosaur
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He pretended to be scared just so he could hit you!
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raphanne_fml
| 33
"As hard as he could"? Really? Did he use your brush as a baseball bat or something?
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junkboy
| 4
what a boss
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CoughDrops
| 5
What a prince.
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cblt2007
| 0
agreed. what a prince.
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calaribinix
| 5
prince of the agree?
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TheRealHouse
| 7
What is happening to my gender...
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ohxdamnxkay02
| 12
your boyfriend seems like a bitch..not because he hit you,but because of the fact he jumped while watching a scary movie. #period
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Random_Person88
| 8
I thought the whole point of watching a scary movie was to be scared. How is he a bitch?
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ohxdamnxkay02
| 12
because there not scary .
obviously.
obviously.
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Pixxio_O
| 11
Why does everyone keep putting "period" at the end of an fml comment, do they suddenly start their periods or something?
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Random_Person88
| 8
If he was such a bitch he wouldn't have put on the scary movie in the first place.
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gribbles
| 12
Bc they're retards and think this is twitter
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Yngve_fml
| 9
Haha, I can almost hear the "EEK!"
Girlieboy x)
Girlieboy x)
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Jvr91
| 8
Mad soft
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prince122
| 0
someone call me?! :D
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prince122
| 0
did some one call me?! :D
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slopijoe
| 0
he did it bc she wasn't making a sammich
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juicedboi
| 7
At first I thought you meant brushing with his hand, but then you mentioned the brush. All respect has been lost for this poor tortured remnant of a man. Look what you've done to him OP. He used to wrestle grizzly bears as drink his own piss... For shame!
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chell1894
| 13
who brushes their hair when they have a head ache?
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lv8898
| 0
no, brushing your hair does not help with migraines. Nor does getting hit in the head with a brush cause them. I suffer from severe migraines, and they are a neurological disorder.
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I_am_hungry
| 5
I love having my hair brushed, I find it really relaxing and soothing. I'd love it if someone did it for me when I had a headache.
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KungFuManda
| 3
Come on! I hate when people call a headache a migraine. They're two totally different things! Migraines are a neurological disorder that cause you to throw up, be disoriented, and sensitive to light and sound. So not when you get whacked with a brush, quit being dramatic.
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amazed_71
| 14
as a migraine sufferer, I can tell you that getting whacked with a brush while in the midst of a migraine does not make matters better. in fact, it can make the pain escalate to the point where the person blacks out for a small bit and puke.
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resshead
| 0
Ouch.
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MattBC97
| 4
u could be concussed
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carolinabreathin
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Why was he brushing her hair with an actual brush..during a movie..? I find it odd when people brush my hair.
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Nicnats
| 3
y were u brushing your hair to get rid r a headache?
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SadinSherman
| 16
Maybe it is relaxing,and relaxing will get rid of the headache
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atldude28
| 7
Herp derp duuhhhhhhhh
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Katy326
| 10
I've never used a brush to do that, but my headaches tend to go away when someone runs their fingers through my hair. It is really relaxing.
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Nooneslooking
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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resshead
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Nobody cares about your bad hygiene.
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Nooneslooking
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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hailphire130
| 0
I care about his incorrect assumptions. What now?!
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Nicnats
| 3
I never brush my hair
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Nicnats
| 3
I'm black, I use a comb
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CurlyChica808
| 4
I never brush my hair because its mad curly and puffs like an afro if I do. Pixie haircut?
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Nicnats
| 3
cuz I comb it
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Nicole72
| 0
That's gross.
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jumble
| 12
How is not brushing your hair bad hygiene? Sure, it can look bad sometimes if you don't, but mine gets frizzy and poofy if I brush it so I don't do it unless I start to get knots in my hair. I wash it every day, so it's not dirty. Brushing it just makes it look neater for most people, just not me.
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NeonBluee
| 8
Brushing your hair helps get dirt or dust particles out of your hair. Plus it just looks better :)
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BeachBumm
| 0
I don't brush my hair with a BRUSH. I condition it nightly and run through it with my hands to make sure it's not knotty. I have really curly hair, brushing it with a brush would be a terrifying thing.
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NameTitleHere
| 0
By any chance do you look like a snowman?
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CurlyChica808
| 4
115 EXACTLYY. I love having curly hair but brushing it makes it scary looking.:P
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a_nutritionist
| 10
@14 that still doesnt change the fact nobody gives a shit. i dont know what response you were expecting..."thats wonderful dear, have a cookie"?
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Androidz
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14 do you by any chance resemble a snowman?
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Androidz
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shot 116 beat me
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YayorNay
| 8
Hey guys.
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PawsUp_fml
| 2
Not washing your hair is bad hygiene...brushing is to style it. So fail
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zojieeu
| 6
What a skank
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FMLover7
| 0
How?
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angrydinosaur
| 4
He pretended to be scared just so he could hit you!
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Hey, he needs his turn to smack her every once in a while. How's he supposed to hide all the bruises from his coworkers?
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abc123cimsmart
| 3
You should be given him a bj then randomly bite down hard and say oh sorry I got bored.
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NoodleBurger
| 0
yes, that would solve everything.
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TaylorTotsYumm
| 10
This has absolutely nothing to do with the FML.
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enopola
| 5
Your wanted her to have a migraine and a black eye?
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Molord1
| 0
Use the brush as a dildo... Problem solved
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knights95
| 9
Lol what?
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jdengel
| 0
you sound pretty whinny... I would hate to be your bf... whining about a migraine when your bf was trying to make you feel better
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kirstyla
| 2
you clearly dont get mirgranes, it was a mistake but him saying sorry isnt going to make the pain go away
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IndigoAcrylic
| 9
I wish my boyfriend would brush my hair.... (;
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bawlerr75
| 9
I like yuur hair;)
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sematariux
| 7
Are you a guy?
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bawlerr75
| 9
Who ?
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prince122
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I think thats her boyfriend.
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bawlerr75
| 9
I don't even know that guy I just like his hair :)
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IndigoAcrylic
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I meant boy friend as on boy that's a friend... And yes ima guy ;D
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bawlerr75
| 9
I LIKE YOUr HAIR!...