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what a boss
What a prince.
agreed. what a prince.
prince of the agree?
your boyfriend seems like a bitch..not because he hit you,but because of the fact he jumped while watching a scary movie. #period
I thought the whole point of watching a scary movie was to be scared. How is he a bitch?
because there not scary . obviously.
If he was such a bitch he wouldn't have put on the scary movie in the first place.
Bc they're retards and think this is twitter
Haha, I can almost hear the "EEK!" Girlieboy x)
he did it bc she wasn't making a sammich
no, brushing your hair does not help with migraines. Nor does getting hit in the head with a brush cause them. I suffer from severe migraines, and they are a neurological disorder.
I love having my hair brushed, I find it really relaxing and soothing. I'd love it if someone did it for me when I had a headache.
Come on! I hate when people call a headache a migraine. They're two totally different things! Migraines are a neurological disorder that cause you to throw up, be disoriented, and sensitive to light and sound. So not when you get whacked with a brush, quit being dramatic.
as a migraine sufferer, I can tell you that getting whacked with a brush while in the midst of a migraine does not make matters better. in fact, it can make the pain escalate to the point where the person blacks out for a small bit and puke.
y were u brushing your hair to get rid r a headache?
Maybe it is relaxing,and relaxing will get rid of the headache
Herp derp duuhhhhhhhh
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Show it anywayNobody cares about your bad hygiene.
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Show it anywayI care about his incorrect assumptions. What now?!
Sometimes--it's relaxing so it can help relieve tension. That's the beauty of it :) I love when my BF brushes/plays with my hair
Do you love it when cats sit on your computer??
I never brush my hair
I'm black, I use a comb
I never brush my hair because its mad curly and puffs like an afro if I do. Pixie haircut?
cuz I comb it
That's gross.
How is not brushing your hair bad hygiene? Sure, it can look bad sometimes if you don't, but mine gets frizzy and poofy if I brush it so I don't do it unless I start to get knots in my hair. I wash it every day, so it's not dirty. Brushing it just makes it look neater for most people, just not me.
Brushing your hair helps get dirt or dust particles out of your hair. Plus it just looks better :)
I don't brush my hair with a BRUSH. I condition it nightly and run through it with my hands to make sure it's not knotty. I have really curly hair, brushing it with a brush would be a terrifying thing.
By any chance do you look like a snowman?
115 EXACTLYY. I love having curly hair but brushing it makes it scary looking.:P
Hey guys.
What a *****
You should be given him a bj then randomly bite down hard and say oh sorry I got bored.
yes, that would solve everything.
Your wanted her to have a migraine and a black eye?
you sound pretty whinny... I would hate to be your bf... whining about a migraine when your bf was trying to make you feel better
you clearly dont get mirgranes, it was a mistake but him saying sorry isnt going to make the pain go away
I wish my boyfriend would brush my hair.... (;
I meant boy friend as on boy that's a friend... And yes ima guy ;D
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He pretended to be scared just so he could hit you!
"As hard as he could"? Really? Did he use your brush as a baseball bat or something?