FML : Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed....

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Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 29 March 2011 23:58 / Canada

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By shibainu519 | 0

#2265843 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:07

you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!

By notsoluckypup | 12

#2265845 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:08

hope he pays for the hospital bill...

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By Lifeisntfair13 | 0

#2265837 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:07

ouch

Lifeisntfair13 | 0

#2265852 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:08

yay first !!!! sorry op your boyfriend is a asshole

bioboy725 | 10

#2265962 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:31

then your your head was covered in real gore from the huge-ass gash you got.

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#2265979 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:36

29-thanks. I would have never understood had you not stated what the OP clearly implied.

C6Racer | 0

#2266248 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:42

She strikes again!

firecapez1 | 0

#2266478 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:40

This used to happen to me when i lost my teeth. I would go in the bathroom to wash out the blood, and then the next thing i knew i was laying on the floor with a hurt head from falling back and hitting the door.

JojoChuo | 8

#2266608 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 9:22

Ouch... so we've all learnt a lesson. don't play pranks! But gosh don't it feel gurrd ;p

Ahhmanwtf | 0

#2266770 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 10:48

man you're boyfriend should know you well enough to know it's really a phobia sorry OP!

craaazymonkey | 0

#2266803 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 11:24

drop-kick him

funnyFMLSplz | 0

#2270283 - Thursday 31 March 2011 5:05

The op's girlfriend just got 2 wins. nice. nice.

By shibainu519 | 0

#2265843 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:07

you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!

DrDiamond | 0

#2265878 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:12

^WIN

insanesna1l | 0

#2265899 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:17

just smash his head against the mirror and then bury him alive in a coffin. Before he suffocates I am sure he will see the lighter side

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2265913 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:20

he'll probably just think he had sex with a girl while she was on her period

rallets | 22

#2266007 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:43

grass on the field, play ball
when the river runs red, take the dirt path

musicbunny | 1

#2266082 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:13

:^D WIN!

Tuesdays76 | 0

#2266129 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:21

he will probably think it's a hand job with Ted lotion

Jamzmeish | 0

#2266209 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:36

Hand job from Chuck Norris xD!

i_love_grrr | 0

#2266244 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:41

^HIlarious!!

Airborn0280 | 18

#2266434 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:28

Lol, Awesome!

chickunkey | 0

#2266635 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 9:36

I wouldn't care if I woke up with fake gore on my face, as long as it comes off.

Tenaed | 7

#2266656 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 9:46

Win. ^

bobos_fml | 0

#2266759 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 10:40

you shuld really try. put some on his d***!!

penguinonastairc | 0

#2267067 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 13:05

79, OP thought it was real, dumbass.

By notsoluckypup | 12

#2265845 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:08

hope he pays for the hospital bill...

Grimmerie | 31

#2266534 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:55

that's right, bitcheses. we can go to the hospital for shits and giggles if we want. god, i love canada!

Randuhh_17 | 4

#2266805 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 11:25

^^^^
your comment amuses me. xp.
You win.

mattmadden | 0

#2268515 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 22:09

eey?

vettle | 6

#2270889 - Thursday 31 March 2011 7:00

yes but... you have to wait 9 hours to be seen by a doctor.

Grimmerie | 31

#2271905 - Thursday 31 March 2011 10:52

what stupid hospital are you going to? i went in a couple months ago with a migraine and was treated in 40 minutes.

By naughtia | 14

#2265862 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:09

haw haw

MC18 | 0

#2265977 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:35

haw hawww. your pic is so funnayy.

LoneStarTexan | 6

#2266087 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:14

yours is too :P

sammieInsanityy | 0

#2266236 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:40

haha^^

netherflame | 0

#2266483 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:41

Tonight, we die.

By KJLD5 | 0

#2265872 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:11

dayum. thats a keeper. oh hey. where did he buy the fake guts and stuff. i need some ;D ""evil laugh"

hellosir23 | 0

#2270086 - Thursday 31 March 2011 4:22

I like your pic :D

By Death_From_Above | 0

#2265888 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:15

Shi**y day!

ChantelRenaeee | 0

#2267130 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 13:22

your boyfriend is a douche!

By SaraaGurll | 0

#2265892 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:15

dumbasss!!!! XD

boredSOLDIER | 33

#2265908 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:18

no way that's you in that picture!!

By xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2265907 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:18

wow...that sux, wat a dick.

By slinginmac14 | 0

#2265910 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:19

Eagle! hahahaha....

By lordcaliburx | 0

#2265914 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:21

did you develop an item that let's a car time travel shortly there after ?

Nychthemeron | 2

#2266063 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:04

I don't know whether to vote your BttF reference a win, or a fail because of how poorly you used the English language to do so.

lordcaliburx | 0

#2266226 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:39

well that all depends on who low your self-esteem is and how much you need to raise it to feel better about your self.

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