yay first !!!! sorry op your boyfriend is a asshole

then your your head was covered in real gore from the huge-ass gash you got.

29-thanks. I would have never understood had you not stated what the OP clearly implied.

She strikes again!

This used to happen to me when i lost my teeth. I would go in the bathroom to wash out the blood, and then the next thing i knew i was laying on the floor with a hurt head from falling back and hitting the door.

Ouch... so we've all learnt a lesson. don't play pranks! But gosh don't it feel gurrd ;p

man you're boyfriend should know you well enough to know it's really a phobia sorry OP!

drop-kick him

The op's girlfriend just got 2 wins. nice. nice.

^WIN

just smash his head against the mirror and then bury him alive in a coffin. Before he suffocates I am sure he will see the lighter side

he'll probably just think he had sex with a girl while she was on her period

grass on the field, play ball when the river runs red, take the dirt path

:^D WIN!

he will probably think it's a hand job with Ted lotion

Hand job from Chuck Norris xD!

^HIlarious!!

Lol, Awesome!

I wouldn't care if I woke up with fake gore on my face, as long as it comes off.

Win. ^

you shuld really try. put some on his d***!!

79, OP thought it was real, dumbass.

that's right, bitcheses. we can go to the hospital for shits and giggles if we want. god, i love canada!

^^^^ your comment amuses me. xp. You win.

eey?

yes but... you have to wait 9 hours to be seen by a doctor.

what stupid hospital are you going to? i went in a couple months ago with a migraine and was treated in 40 minutes.

haw hawww. your pic is so funnayy.

yours is too :P

haha^^

Tonight, we die.

I like your pic :D

your boyfriend is a douche!

no way that's you in that picture!!

I don't know whether to vote your BttF reference a win, or a fail because of how poorly you used the English language to do so.

well that all depends on who low your self-esteem is and how much you need to raise it to feel better about your self.