Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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shibainu519
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you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!
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notsoluckypup
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hope he pays for the hospital bill...
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Lifeisntfair13
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ouch
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Lifeisntfair13
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yay first !!!! sorry op your boyfriend is a asshole
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bioboy725
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then your your head was covered in real gore from the huge-ass gash you got.
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mamamiaaa_fml
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29-thanks. I would have never understood had you not stated what the OP clearly implied.
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C6Racer
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She strikes again!
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firecapez1
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This used to happen to me when i lost my teeth. I would go in the bathroom to wash out the blood, and then the next thing i knew i was laying on the floor with a hurt head from falling back and hitting the door.
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JojoChuo
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Ouch... so we've all learnt a lesson. don't play pranks! But gosh don't it feel gurrd ;p
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Ahhmanwtf
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man you're boyfriend should know you well enough to know it's really a phobia sorry OP!
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craaazymonkey
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drop-kick him
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funnyFMLSplz
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The op's girlfriend just got 2 wins. nice. nice.
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shibainu519
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you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!
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DrDiamond
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^WIN
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insanesna1l
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just smash his head against the mirror and then bury him alive in a coffin. Before he suffocates I am sure he will see the lighter side
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ydi_4_suking
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he'll probably just think he had sex with a girl while she was on her period
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rallets
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grass on the field, play ball
when the river runs red, take the dirt path
when the river runs red, take the dirt path
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musicbunny
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:^D WIN!
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Tuesdays76
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he will probably think it's a hand job with Ted lotion
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Jamzmeish
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Hand job from Chuck Norris xD!
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i_love_grrr
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^HIlarious!!
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Airborn0280
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Lol, Awesome!
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chickunkey
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I wouldn't care if I woke up with fake gore on my face, as long as it comes off.
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Tenaed
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Win. ^
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bobos_fml
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you shuld really try. put some on his d***!!
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penguinonastairc
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79, OP thought it was real, dumbass.
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notsoluckypup
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hope he pays for the hospital bill...
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Grimmerie
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that's right, bitcheses. we can go to the hospital for shits and giggles if we want. god, i love canada!
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Randuhh_17
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^^^^
your comment amuses me. xp.
You win.
your comment amuses me. xp.
You win.
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mattmadden
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eey?
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vettle
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yes but... you have to wait 9 hours to be seen by a doctor.
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Grimmerie
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what stupid hospital are you going to? i went in a couple months ago with a migraine and was treated in 40 minutes.
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naughtia
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haw haw
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MC18
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haw hawww. your pic is so funnayy.
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LoneStarTexan
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yours is too :P
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sammieInsanityy
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haha^^
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netherflame
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Tonight, we die.
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KJLD5
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dayum. thats a keeper. oh hey. where did he buy the fake guts and stuff. i need some ;D ""evil laugh"
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hellosir23
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I like your pic :D
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Death_From_Above
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Shi**y day!
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ChantelRenaeee
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your boyfriend is a douche!
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SaraaGurll
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dumbasss!!!! XD
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boredSOLDIER
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no way that's you in that picture!!
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
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wow...that sux, wat a dick.
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slinginmac14
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Eagle! hahahaha....
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lordcaliburx
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did you develop an item that let's a car time travel shortly there after ?
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Nychthemeron
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I don't know whether to vote your BttF reference a win, or a fail because of how poorly you used the English language to do so.
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lordcaliburx
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well that all depends on who low your self-esteem is and how much you need to raise it to feel better about your self.