By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 858
You deserved it 3 965

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you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!

hope he pays for the hospital bill...


yay first !!!! sorry op your boyfriend is a asshole

then your your head was covered in real gore from the huge-ass gash you got.

29-thanks. I would have never understood had you not stated what the OP clearly implied.

She strikes again!

This used to happen to me when i lost my teeth. I would go in the bathroom to wash out the blood, and then the next thing i knew i was laying on the floor with a hurt head from falling back and hitting the door.

Ouch... so we've all learnt a lesson. don't play pranks! But gosh don't it feel gurrd ;p

man you're boyfriend should know you well enough to know it's really a phobia sorry OP!

The op's girlfriend just got 2 wins. nice. nice.

you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!

just smash his head against the mirror and then bury him alive in a coffin. Before he suffocates I am sure he will see the lighter side

he'll probably just think he had sex with a girl while she was on her period

grass on the field, play ball when the river runs red, take the dirt path

he will probably think it's a hand job with Ted lotion

Hand job from Chuck Norris xD!

Lol, Awesome!

I wouldn't care if I woke up with fake gore on my face, as long as it comes off.

you shuld really try. put some on his d***!!

79, OP thought it was real, dumbass.

hope he pays for the hospital bill...

that's right, bitcheses. we can go to the hospital for shits and giggles if we want. god, i love canada!

^^^^ your comment amuses me. xp. You win.

yes but... you have to wait 9 hours to be seen by a doctor.

what stupid hospital are you going to? i went in a couple months ago with a migraine and was treated in 40 minutes.

haw hawww. your pic is so funnayy.

yours is too :P

Tonight, we die.

dayum. thats a keeper. oh hey. where did he buy the fake guts and stuff. i need some ;D ""evil laugh"

I like your pic :D

your boyfriend is a douche!

dumbasss!!!! XD

no way that's you in that picture!!

wow...that sux, wat a dick.

Eagle! hahahaha....

did you develop an item that let's a car time travel shortly there after ?

I don't know whether to vote your BttF reference a win, or a fail because of how poorly you used the English language to do so.

well that all depends on who low your self-esteem is and how much you need to raise it to feel better about your self.