By allyshah - 20/2/2009 20:15 - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML
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By  Hannah_fml  |  0

I don't see how that's bad. If she thinks it's okay, it means you satisfy her regardless of size, and she accepts you for you and doesn't want you to be fake... she appreciates your natural beauty.

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By  Hannah_fml  |  0

I don't see how that's bad. If she thinks it's okay, it means you satisfy her regardless of size, and she accepts you for you and doesn't want you to be fake... she appreciates your natural beauty.

By  Hannah_fml  |  0

If I heard one of those, especially while I was with my boyfriend, the natural train of thought for me would be "Penises....most recent penis I've seen.... my boyfriend's".

By  Hannah_fml  |  0


And yeah, #6, the average is apparently 5 inches. On the internet everyone seems to claim 7-9 inches though, and that would definitely hurt me. E-penises are gigantic. Porn doesn't help society's expectations either.

By  Hannah_fml  |  0

#10.... I don't think anyone does.

and #11- only the first two inches of the vaginal canal are sensitive, therefore all a man really needs is 2.5" to satisfy their woman.