Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML
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zeffra13
| 31
What park doesn’t have a bathroom? Why were you sitting in a car, at a park, until you had to pee so bad you couldn’t find a bathroom? Were there not children/other people present at the park to see you?
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ojosRojos
| 28
That’s why you should move away from your car a bit to pee
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By
BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Another argument to piss on a tree.
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Mellowyellow15
| 8
Sounds like a new version of Blowin in the Wind.
By
ojosRojos
| 28
That’s why you should move away from your car a bit to pee
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zeffra13
| 31
What park doesn’t have a bathroom? Why were you sitting in a car, at a park, until you had to pee so bad you couldn’t find a bathroom? Were there not children/other people present at the park to see you?
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DanielleinDC
| 32
Was there not a public restroom at the park? Sure they're usually nasty, but not as nasty as having pee in your car.
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TumblrweedPasses
| 11
Natures way of saying 'stop being a minger, go find a toilet' Ydi
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Kitkat2723
| 32
I love that we can choose both options. Your life sucks, but it’s your own fault too.
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Justin Allan Bannister
| 9
when the wind blows
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darwin333
| 11
How haven't you learned that you ALWAYS check the direction of the wind before you pee outside. I learned this when I was a child.
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Eivana
| 36
Dude, if a little kid saw you exposing yourself at a park you could have been in a world of hurt.