FML : Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind...

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Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 12 October 2018 14:00 /

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By zeffra13 | 31

#7707771 - Friday 12 October 2018 15:07

What park doesn’t have a bathroom? Why were you sitting in a car, at a park, until you had to pee so bad you couldn’t find a bathroom? Were there not children/other people present at the park to see you?

By ojosRojos | 23

#7707759 - Friday 12 October 2018 14:33

That’s why you should move away from your car a bit to pee

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7702403 - Monday 1 October 2018 16:48

Another argument to piss on a tree.

By Mellowyellow15 | 7

#7707757 - Friday 12 October 2018 14:29

Sounds like a new version of Blowin in the Wind.

By ojosRojos | 23

#7707759 - Friday 12 October 2018 14:33

That’s why you should move away from your car a bit to pee

By zeffra13 | 31

#7707771 - Friday 12 October 2018 15:07

What park doesn’t have a bathroom? Why were you sitting in a car, at a park, until you had to pee so bad you couldn’t find a bathroom? Were there not children/other people present at the park to see you?

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7707809 - Friday 12 October 2018 16:38

Was there not a public restroom at the park? Sure they're usually nasty, but not as nasty as having pee in your car.

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7707840 - Friday 12 October 2018 17:58

Natures way of saying 'stop being a minger, go find a toilet' Ydi

By Kitkat2723 | 31

#7707914 - Friday 12 October 2018 21:01

I love that we can choose both options. Your life sucks, but it’s your own fault too.

By Justin Allan Bannister | 9

#7707925 - Friday 12 October 2018 21:49

when the wind blows

By darwin333 | 11

#7707936 - Friday 12 October 2018 22:39

How haven't you learned that you ALWAYS check the direction of the wind before you pee outside. I learned this when I was a child.

By Eivana | 36

#7708814 - Monday 15 October 2018 2:29

Dude, if a little kid saw you exposing yourself at a park you could have been in a world of hurt.

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