marriedtoatool
Sydney, Australia
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
now what
San Leandro, United States
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
soapysoap
United States
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
loveyadad
Watertown, United States
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Crabcake
Brooklyn, United States
Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Annoyed
United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Tonya
United States
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
No real man uses lotion. If a real man's skin gets dry, he moisturises with the blood of a rattlesnake. A rattlesnake he caught. With his teeth.
bribecrazyy 14
wow, that's almost like the woman that bought lingerie for herself, as her husbands gift, only to have her husband spazz. it goes both ways....
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Comments (83)
Flying_Camel 9
must have been his "special" lotion. If you know what i mean.
sgtcxelite 11
Can we all take a second to acknowledge her username?
gemmadaws 3
Hang onto that man sonds like such a keeper you must be such an old worn out door mat
janro72 10
he's trying to tell you he'd rather ********** then have sex with you
ckrider64 8
dealbreaker