marriedtoatool
Sydney, Australia
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
now what
San Leandro, United States
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
soapysoap
United States
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
loveyadad
Watertown, United States
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Crabcake
Brooklyn, United States
Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Annoyed
United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Tonya
United States
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
No real man uses lotion. If a real man's skin gets dry, he moisturises with the blood of a rattlesnake. A rattlesnake he caught. With his teeth.
bribecrazyy 14
wow, that's almost like the woman that bought lingerie for herself, as her husbands gift, only to have her husband spazz. it goes both ways....
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Comments (83)
misanmiqi13 6
it's a very good excuse to break up with him
ksuth 25
Yes, receiving lotion you don't even use for Christmas is an excellent reason for divorce. Really?
DocBastard 40
I feel sorry for any future boyfriend and/or husband you have if you consider THIS a "good" reason to break up.
rocker_chick105 31
The fact that 11 is a guy made Doc's comment even better
niquenique_ 7
Its better then nothing
flipfloperson 5
Not sure if thumbed down for content or for poor grammar...
nycwrestler 17
Both
nycwrestler 17
He chipped in with his sister to buy his mom an expensive vibrator..
hurleyjoe 8
YDI for marrying a tool.
DocBastard 40
No real man uses lotion. If a real man's skin gets dry, he moisturises with the blood of a rattlesnake. A rattlesnake he caught. With his teeth.
nycwrestler 17
Anaconda blood is better for those hard-to-reach places.
etchsanity1 11
The venom works wonders on acne
TheDrifter 24
And the scales are wonderful for exfoliating. Such useful creatures rattlesnakes are.
xer096 7
Come now we both know what he really uses that lotion for
fmljps 0
No sex for one month for him
Alleged_Cranium 7
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Enslaved 38
Re-gift it. Now you won't have to worry about what to get him next year.
LittlestPrincess 21
christmas isnt about gifts. its about family. i never got anything for christmas. it sucked when i was a kid, but now i think its the best my parents could ever do. its the day that you should be happy you have people who care for you, not being pissed because you dont like the present they gave you.
Onmyzephyr 5
And this was voted down why?
TacoBelle 8
@45, this is why: Unlike #26's parents, the husband could have done better. On a holiday that is supposed to be all about family and caring for others, the husband chose a gift that is thoughtless and completely selfish. And he makes it his only gift. What does that say to you?
Reality_bites 14
Ok I agree that the lotion may not have been the best christmas present. Im also thinking that presumably there would have been signs that he wasnt the best gift-giver in the world but that there would be some other redeeming qualities that would be why you married him. Christmas shouldnt be ALL about presents or in your case lack of, rather it should be about spending time with loved ones.