slap that little f***** in the face.

It's the thought that counts.

And he seems to have not put too much thought into hers, just everyone else's

Well, he's still paying for your college right? So don't dwell on it. Unless he isn't.... then u can start speculating that something's wrong (u were adopted/mom had an affair/u were rude to him) and favouritism's afoot.

he prob thought she didnt know it was free. and maybe couldnt find anything for op.

All these comments are thumbed down wtf lol

HA! ^

A chain of fail.

...Those little lotions are only good for one thing............

aren't you supposed to reply with song lyrics?

I don't know why people thumbed you down I thought that was funny, but just in case you don't know, " I thought you were supposed to reply in song lyrics" he's talking about her name.

I guess you didn't read her description...

No, I was too distracted by the leech in her eye.

Hmm, indeed. I sat here staring at it for a while, also.

Not just any free lotion, ARIZONA HOTEL LOTION!

He shouldn't get a gift. But if he needs one regift the lotion and tell him you loved it so much, but you are sure he would love it more than you do.

not really now op cant pretend their dad forgot.

27- maybe he did forget (which would be worse than nothing) and the lotion was still in his bag.

Aaaaaaagh! Duck face!

I think it's more of a pout (:

Ew, c'mon now, it's her father

At first I thought Op was a boy, and that it was a perverted joke... kinda like my name