Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
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golden_warrior
| 23
someone is not getting a gift on Father's Day
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flashback.miss
| 28
My dad had an awesome time in Arizona and all I got was this lousy lotion. When his birthday rolls around, be sure to return the favour.
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hienzburgess
| 9
LMAO I guess now you know you're the least fave
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Iceman225
| 11
slap that little f***** in the face.
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hemz_fml
| 13
It's the thought that counts.
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Orion1434
| 5
And he seems to have not put too much thought into hers, just everyone else's
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lennelleong
| 33
Well, he's still paying for your college right? So don't dwell on it. Unless he isn't.... then u can start speculating that something's wrong (u were adopted/mom had an affair/u were rude to him) and favouritism's afoot.
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liblob
| 6
he prob thought she didnt know it was free. and maybe couldnt find anything for op.
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
All these comments are thumbed down wtf lol
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hienzburgess
| 9
HA! ^
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
A chain of fail.
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feelingold
| 18
...Those little lotions are only good for one thing............
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flashback.miss
| 28
My dad had an awesome time in Arizona and all I got was this lousy lotion. When his birthday rolls around, be sure to return the favour.
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hienzburgess
| 9
aren't you supposed to reply with song lyrics?
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CocaColaPepsi
| 13
I don't know why people thumbed you down I thought that was funny, but just in case you don't know, " I thought you were supposed to reply in song lyrics" he's talking about her name.
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spanelli
| 16
I guess you didn't read her description...
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
No, I was too distracted by the leech in her eye.
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spanelli
| 16
Hmm, indeed. I sat here staring at it for a while, also.
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FMLbutYDI
| 17
Hey, free lotion!
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SaxophoneHero
| 12
Not just any free lotion, ARIZONA HOTEL LOTION!
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golden_warrior
| 23
someone is not getting a gift on Father's Day
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itsmichellebitch
| 16
He shouldn't get a gift. But if he needs one regift the lotion and tell him you loved it so much, but you are sure he would love it more than you do.
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websphere69
| 27
slippery....
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Julianne_sings
| 10
I hope you kept that in mind when you selected his Father's Day present! Perhaps you should re-gift the lotion?
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kzai
| 16
He must love you a lot!
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MolesterStallone
| 13
Better than nothing I guess....
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PrussiaisAwesome
| 15
not really now op cant pretend their dad forgot.
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Zimmington
| 21
27- maybe he did forget (which would be worse than nothing) and the lotion was still in his bag.
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cuppycakeslove
| 20
It's the thought that counts.....? Naaah
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bfsd42
| 20
Aaaaaaagh! Duck face!
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cuppycakeslove
| 20
I think it's more of a pout (:
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drjohnnyboy
| 15
Did he also give you hotel tissues? If he did, then if I were you, I wouldn't use either of them.
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cuppycakeslove
| 20
Ew, c'mon now, it's her father
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AFloppyWetWhale
| 6
At first I thought Op was a boy, and that it was a perverted joke... kinda like my name