Get with the times

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
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gravityplanx 0

blessing in disguise!!! Get yourself fired. File a HUGE lawsuit. Go get a job somewhere where your boss isn't a total A-hole. Seriously, he can't fire you because your daughter is gay. He can't even legally fire you if YOU'RE gay, let alone your daughter. So let him try to do it and then get yourself a good lawyer... this should work out well...

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ericalew_xo 0

That is a pretty shitty way to find out your daughter is gay, but that's not really the FML here. I'm sorry your boss is so homophobic and would fire you for something completely out of your control.

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WTFuckMiranda 0

You should tell him that homophobia is actually the fear of sameness.

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diaRocks 0

im definitely going to say that next time someone says their homophobic, make them look like idiots lol

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pinktiger 0

the term is lesbiannn duh

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xxorganizedmess 0

Um, "gay" encompasses both homosexual men and women. the term can be gayyy duh.

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JustinKingr 0

finally someone who knows and it only took 2 years

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ericalew_xo 0

That is a pretty shitty way to find out your daughter is gay, but that's not really the FML here. I'm sorry your boss is so homophobic and would fire you for something completely out of your control.

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nerdchic 5

um maybe her daughter couldn't tell her bc she was afraid of disappointment..

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izzie321 27

#76 - Maybe you didn't comprehend that right? It doesn't really have much to do with OP knowing her daughter is lesbian, it's more that OP's boss is homophobic and that OP will be fired unless he does something he can't do.

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electro_fml 0

starcrossed lovers! so romantic. just have them pretend they're "healed."

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blland 0

hire a bishop at the boss' expense. ask to create a scene. then you realize the bishop is gay, too.

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gravityplanx 0

blessing in disguise!!! Get yourself fired. File a HUGE lawsuit. Go get a job somewhere where your boss isn't a total A-hole. Seriously, he can't fire you because your daughter is gay. He can't even legally fire you if YOU'RE gay, let alone your daughter. So let him try to do it and then get yourself a good lawyer... this should work out well...

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rndg 0

The boss won't say anywhere he fired the OP for that reason. He'll just look for the slightest reason to fire the OP, and make it look legitimate.

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283leis 8

It's the US. Chances are if OP filed a lawsuit the judge would also be homophobic, and OP would lose.

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waffle3z 6

No no, have it all backward. He's threatening to fire him because his own daughter is gay.

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Guitarist45 0

I agree, this is a lawsuit in the making.

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kukopia 0

Tell the boss that your daughter is only pretending to date his daughter so your daughter can infiltrate the gay-clan.

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rhymethyme 0

Okay that honestly sucks It's her business who she f*cks If I were you I'd totally sue Or at least hit the guy with a truck

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buhrittanyerin 6

thats the best rhyming i've seen in a while. where can i find all of your comments compiled? (get it? mine rhymed tooo. :) i'm such a loser.. :/

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