By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 08:30 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML
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saIty 17

HOW DARE THEM DISS OPTIMUS PRIME!

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nycwrestler 17

Maybe it's time to fix up your truck.

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saIty 17

HOW DARE THEM DISS OPTIMUS PRIME!

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nycwrestler 17

...DINKLEBERG!

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OscarDV 8

How dare YOU diss Optimus Prime! Referring to him as "that piece of shit".

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iCake 13
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The war has officially begun...

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gracehi 31
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In that case, I don't blame the parents. I wouldn't want an 18 wheeler in front of my house either.

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nycwrestler 17

Maybe it's time to fix up your truck.

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DingoCJ 15
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You're old enough to have a truck sooo, move it or move out... In case the Christmas present wasn't enough of a hint.

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MaggsAllLoaded 2
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haha they are just looking out for me. I've been wanting to fix it for a while

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gracehi 31
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They're saving you thousands of dollars in auto shop repairs... Or has your truck degenerated into a literal piece of shit? In that case, the best thing to solve that problem would be a shovel.

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TML329 14
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A new(old) truck might have been a better gift

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emeraldisle 30
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So much for being subtle about it.

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howdeedoo 22
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No one said that they were trying to be subtle. My guess is that they were trying to make it NOT subtle

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emeraldisle 30
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No shit. I was being sarcastic. OP's parents are being the complete opposite of subtle.

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cosmosis 12
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Subtle like a sledge hammer through a glass window...

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twinkiefeets 17
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Then fix it. You don't want to be the neighbors with the truck on cinder blocks.

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Feverrotes 15
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Looks like it's time to call MTV and get 'em to pimp your ride. (do they still air that show?)

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meow_jess 11
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It ended a while ago.

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Feverrotes 15
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Cool, thanks for the info. I stopped watching MTV whenever they started airing Jersey Shore.

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stewpididiot 11

I live across the street. I chipped in for the repair manual. Them fuckers ain't cheap !! So fix the fuckin thing before i have towed away !!

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cosmosis 12
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Who are you to tow a vehicle away off someone elses property? ... Thats the "stewpidest" thing ive ever heard.

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Needafarm 22
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Really OP. You are complaining about them giving you an opportunity to fix it before they have it towed. You are seriously hurting not only their house resale value, but the whole neighborhoods. FFS, it's in the front yard.

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Lioness8197 18
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How is OP's truck hurting everybody's resale value?

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TheDrifter 23

The quality of vehicles in the neighborhood affects peoples impressions when coming to look at a house. Rusted out Chevys on blocks in the driveway give the impression of a lower income area, which are known to have statistically higher crime rates and more domestic abuse calls (lousy neighbors)

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lukep135 6

No one is not going to buy a house because there is an ugly ass car 8 houses down. Don't be morons

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youknowimright 5
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36 wait till you get to the real world.

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lukep135 6

The real world? I help my parents out with real estate, the only people who would give a shit for something so insignificant are Asians, and they only nitpick about ridiculous superstitious garbage

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testestestes123 4
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If you have a car in your driveway sittin on cinder blocks...you might be a redneck.

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nycwrestler 17

If you're name is testestestes123, you might be a pedophile.

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SoSickWithIt 14
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If you have two men wrestling together in leotards you might be a closeted homo.

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nycwrestler 17

Haha nice selfie, bro.

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SoSickWithIt 14
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Thanks.(:

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HortonThelephant 15
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Unless this so called manual is titled: Automotive fiberglass, plate steel welding repair, and painting for Idiots, you're screwed. Just because it is cosmetically ugly, doesn't necessarily mean it isn't mechanically sound.

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