Today, I received a package from Amazon. My mum smiled at me when I entered the living room, pointing to my package. She had already opened it and held back her smile. My penis pills for longer endurance just got delivered. FML
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Llama_Man2000
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Don't invite her to make a speech at your wedding...
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nonsensical
| 26
That's when you do an Austin Powers and insist on the fact that it is not yours.
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darkthunda1324
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LMFAO ?
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ichinikis
| 16
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
What an ignortant thing to say. I have sex and still live with my parents. And just because someone doesn't last long doesn't mean they're bad.
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cheeeksss
| 29
2, you sound like you'd be a great therapist..
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jake_braves
| 25
I'd be so pissed at my parents for opening my package. I'm only 20 almost 21 and they don't open packages with my name. Wow..ridiculous.
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bellydancer82
| 15
Who said his mom wasn't in HIS house visiting?
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brezzyanna
| 17
I'm 16 and my parents don't open my stuff. Ever since I could open things myself they haven't! unless I've asked them too.
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Norja
| 33
#2 Your comment was so stupid. If your name isn't on the package, you don't open it unless asked. It's called respecting privacy.
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jayemerald17
| 25
It's also illegal
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CyberHex
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Rinat_fml
| 26
Moms never forget anything.
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jtthegr8
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She will make fun of him forever for it because that's what parents do. Embarrass their children.
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CyberHex
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El_Boxeador
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WordBea
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El_Boxeador
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It's hard to admit, but you're right... It has been used for too long! I will use this opportunity to rise, learn and perform better next time!
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MakeItStopWtf
| 12
Why did your second comment get thumbed down? That was a good one...
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BestOrginalName
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MzZombicidal
| 36
I can see why your mom was smiling the entire time. Would have been rather "hard" to keep a straight face.
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xdafuze
| 12
I hate when my parents open my mail
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sweetbliss3
| 37
I hate illegal things, as well. especially when it's something like that, which is no one else's business.
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SierraaaNicoleee
| 26
I never get my mail. My dad tells me it's his house so it's his mail.
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MandieL
| 27
Tell him that that won't hold up in court.
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BradyPatatey
| 8
That sucks
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nonsensical
| 26
That's not awkward at all...
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Llama_Man2000
| 26
Don't invite her to make a speech at your wedding...
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nonsensical
| 26
That's when you do an Austin Powers and insist on the fact that it is not yours.
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russfml
| 31
That's when his mom would present the book written by him about his longer lasting penis pills lol