FML : Today, I received a package from Amazon. My mum smiled at me when I entered the living room, pointing to my package. She had already opened it and held...

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Today, I received a package from Amazon. My mum smiled at me when I entered the living room, pointing to my package. She had already opened it and held back her smile. My penis pills for longer endurance just got delivered. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wrabel - / Monday 8 June 2015 16:00 / Germany - Mainz

Intimacy

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By Llama_Man2000 | 26

#6314781 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:55

Don't invite her to make a speech at your wedding...

By nonsensical | 26

#6314784 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:57

That's when you do an Austin Powers and insist on the fact that it is not yours.

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By darkthunda1324 | 6

#6314772 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:54

LMFAO ?

By ichinikis | 16

#6314773 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#6314788 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:58

What an ignortant thing to say. I have sex and still live with my parents. And just because someone doesn't last long doesn't mean they're bad.

cheeeksss | 29

#6314791 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:59

2, you sound like you'd be a great therapist..

jake_braves | 24

#6314954 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 4:18

I'd be so pissed at my parents for opening my package. I'm only 20 almost 21 and they don't open packages with my name. Wow..ridiculous.

bellydancer82 | 15

#6314977 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 4:55

Who said his mom wasn't in HIS house visiting?

brezzyanna | 17

#6314996 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 5:22

I'm 16 and my parents don't open my stuff. Ever since I could open things myself they haven't! unless I've asked them too.

Norja | 33

#6315007 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 5:39

#2 Your comment was so stupid. If your name isn't on the package, you don't open it unless asked. It's called respecting privacy.

jayemerald17 | 25

#6315042 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 6:44

It's also illegal

By CyberHex | 7

#6314775 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:54

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Rinat_fml | 26

#6314886 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 1:44

Moms never forget anything.

jtthegr8 | 26

#6314888 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 1:54

She will make fun of him forever for it because that's what parents do. Embarrass their children.

CyberHex | 7

#6314927 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 3:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By El_Boxeador | 14

#6314776 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

WordBea | 23

#6314794 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 0:00

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

El_Boxeador | 14

#6314818 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 0:18

It's hard to admit, but you're right... It has been used for too long! I will use this opportunity to rise, learn and perform better next time!

MakeItStopWtf | 12

#6314856 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 0:52

Why did your second comment get thumbed down? That was a good one...

By BestOrginalName | 22

#6314777 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:55

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By MzZombicidal | 36

#6314778 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:55

I can see why your mom was smiling the entire time. Would have been rather "hard" to keep a straight face.

By xdafuze | 12

#6314779 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:55

I hate when my parents open my mail

sweetbliss3 | 37

#6314933 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 3:31

I hate illegal things, as well. especially when it's something like that, which is no one else's business.

SierraaaNicoleee | 26

#6315027 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 6:15

I never get my mail. My dad tells me it's his house so it's his mail.

MandieL | 27

#6315231 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 12:21

Tell him that that won't hold up in court.

BradyPatatey | 8

#6315466 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 18:54

That sucks

By nonsensical | 26

#6314780 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:55

That's not awkward at all...

By Llama_Man2000 | 26

#6314781 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:55

Don't invite her to make a speech at your wedding...

By nonsensical | 26

#6314784 - Monday 8 June 2015 23:57

That's when you do an Austin Powers and insist on the fact that it is not yours.

russfml | 31

#6314952 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 4:05

That's when his mom would present the book written by him about his longer lasting penis pills lol

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