Enjoy the show

By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 08:00

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having early morning sex and I was getting pretty loud. Suddenly, I got a text from Amazon saying my overnight package had just been delivered. You have to walk by my room to get to the front door, and my window was wide open. The text came with a grinning emoji. FML
I agree, your life sucks 401
You deserved it 449

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like your overnight "package" had already been delivered. ;)

As drivers don't send direct messages, I believe you are overreacting. Unless Alexa was listening in and used her AI to e sly with youth morning wake-up call.

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Sounds like your overnight "package" had already been delivered. ;)

As drivers don't send direct messages, I believe you are overreacting. Unless Alexa was listening in and used her AI to e sly with youth morning wake-up call.

BrizBurry 10

close the damn blinds if u have that much shame

Nolongeracriminal 15

If you got a text like that, you may want to call the cops because someone is looking somewhere they shouldn't have to begin with.