Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfied, I said "Well, you're too late for that." My ex looked at me with irritation and said "I'm talking to him!" and gestured to my boyfriend. They'd been "best friends" since middle school. FML
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Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, after 10+ years of being best friends, I finally told my best friend "I love you" while we were on the phone. To which she said, "That's OK, but…" and continued the conversation. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much, or waited so long. We're both in happy marriages, with kids with other people now though. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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overkill_78 4
So you go from banging one guy to banging his best friend? Smooth.
Muffinish 0
You think you're really clever, don't you? Well, you're not. YDI.
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Muffinish 0
You think you're really clever, don't you? Well, you're not. YDI.
rollanderca 0
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2181359/how_to_find_clean_water_in_the_wilderness.html?cat=5
youreanidiot 0
getting sick of the "dating a gay man where my ex and new bf are going out" FMLs...
magicoilyoctopi 0
Agreed #40.
GreenHacker 0
they're just friends, not gay. FYL for not being able to read
MagicMeds 0
really they are friends... probably joking i say that kind of shit to my friends sometimes
Randen_fml 0
agreed with 58.
sloppyflow 1
#58. I'm pretty sure op meant something else other than 'best friend'
persephone28 15
YDI coz u dont know ur boyfriends bestfriend, the ex ir the new one..
00SPRANGER00 0
why the **** would they have quotes around best friends if they were just friends? and even if that didn't prove it, this wouldn't be an fml if they were just "best friends"
elmangy 0
THREESOMES.
ffmmllyaya 0
judging by ur reply ur prolly a self centered **** ydi
mageoreh 0
And judging by yours I'm guessing you're a ******.
plum_lovin 28
I would have just said "I know! But your to late because he's mine!" Then it would have sounded like you knew what you we're talking about. Plus I wouldn't have assumed he was talking to me either... so you kinda put yourself in that situation. Lesson: never assume, because more than likely you'll be wrong that time.
soccerchick02 3
wow, fyl. im sorry :(
laurellkawes 31
I really don't feel bad for her
memory_loss_fml 0
I think you'd have gotten a *lot* more sympathetics fyl without the 'smugly satisfied'.
overkill_78 4
So you go from banging one guy to banging his best friend? Smooth.
timtam24 0
that's more the best friends fault rather than hers
suckstobey0u 0
You don't know that.
GuerillaRated 0
Have you ever met a guy that said no to a hot chick? I say hot because she had to be smokin' in order for the dude to hook up with his best friends ex.
eastern_dude 0
I can't decide wether ydi or fyl but I have one question. What about "ex bf's friends are out of question"? or am I too old fashioned?
Muffinish 0
I think she was surprised to find out they were "best friends". Let's give the stupid bitch the benefit of the doubt.
bs_spotter 0
How long were you dating the ex? A week? He never spent time with his best friend while you were dating?
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #15.
Julle_fml 0
#10 should make up a mind on his own.
Malnutrition 0
I think my head just exploded.
Julle_fml 0
You do realise that sometimes people say "I love you" to their friends, right? That doesn't mean they're "gay lovers" or whatever it is you're insinuating... Besides, it seems a bit weird for you to be dating your ex's best friend...
RubixMonkey 0
Yeah but blurting it out at a party seems like it was a declaration of LOVE!!
cwl727 32
I agree I am not sure if he said it as a friend or as a lover.
leenheartlovex3 0
ROFL