FML : Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday...

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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You deserved it

By Hair problems - / Saturday 20 October 2018 12:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7711422 - Saturday 20 October 2018 13:06

And even worse, you had to walk around with spiky faux-hawks in your armpits!

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7700228 - Thursday 27 September 2018 16:15

You'd think Axe would make their logo bigger. Remember to keep clear of open flames, OP. Even when you're back to using hairspray.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7700228 - Thursday 27 September 2018 16:15

You'd think Axe would make their logo bigger. Remember to keep clear of open flames, OP. Even when you're back to using hairspray.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7711422 - Saturday 20 October 2018 13:06

And even worse, you had to walk around with spiky faux-hawks in your armpits!

By Shabnam Moghal | 14

#7711579 - Saturday 20 October 2018 20:57

At least your hair smells nice.

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