Too embarrassed to get them from a store?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML
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So what you're saying is... his package came before yours.

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Dear Penthouse forums...

Don't apologize. Don't even mention it to him. Tie a bunch of the condoms together end to end and you'll have a stretchy belt that will be cooler and more useful than the crap you bought.

So what you're saying is... his package came before yours.

Why in the hell do you need to order condoms on Amazon? Faster for you to just go to the store.

Pills are not for everyone and I have not seen multipacks in stores so ordering a pack of 50 condoms once is more convinient than going to the store 17 times.

At least he's being safe!

It'll be fine. just drop it and run, lol!