By Wrabel - 08/06/2015 16:00 - Germany - Mainz

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Today, I received a package from Amazon. My mum smiled at me when I entered the living room, pointing to my package. She had already opened it and held back her smile. My penis pills for longer endurance just got delivered. FML
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Llama_Man2000 26

Don't invite her to make a speech at your wedding...

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nonsensical 26

That's when you do an Austin Powers and insist on the fact that it is not yours.

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ZombieSazza 34

... Why is your Mother going through your mail..?

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psychopolarbear 28

He couldn't do it. He won't expect us to be able to go on too long either, hopefully.

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0neiros 14

Eh, order a big ***** with her name on the order, make sure it gets delivered and unboxed during Sunday dinner.

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skittles73 14

"Pointing to my package" I'm sorry what package are you referring to? O.o

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ezrajab 22

Why is your mom opening your mail? Opening mail that isn't addressed to you is a federal offense mom or not I would have a talk with her and try to get her to understand that. Sorry op

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yupimtatted27 5

lmfao thats outta pocket.

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