What a waster

By Anonymous - 21/09/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother lost his flat and is sleeping on our sofa. He’s also unemployed so my husband is getting increasingly angry at him freeloading. To make it up to him, I made his favourite pudding, Angel Delight. He just walked in and caught my brother eating it right out of the fridge. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

You know the saying; hoes before bros. Especially if that was Butterscotch Angel Delight.

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mike3775 35

Can’t blame the husband. I have adult kids living at home, but they contribute to the household and have jobs, which is a prerequisite. Your brother should be working

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mike3775 35

Can’t blame the husband. I have adult kids living at home, but they contribute to the household and have jobs, which is a prerequisite. Your brother should be working

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1known 30

He should look for a job for sure, but above all he should be helping in the house and not be a pain.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You know the saying; hoes before bros. Especially if that was Butterscotch Angel Delight.

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Yudith 24

More like F your husband's life, and soon it will be F your brother's life as well when your husband kicks him out of the house.

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poopface82 19

So go make some more ******* Angel Delight and thank your lucky stars your husband’s favorite desser isn’t homemade ******* tiramisu because then you’d be about eight layers of ******. And it’s your job to stop your brother from being a ********. Do something about that situation or you’ll never be able to eat Angel Delight again because that ************’s going to leave your ass. This has been a public service announcement from the Shake the Living Shit Out of People Who Need It Foundation. Pay it forward.

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Sloppy_Sunshine 6

This is gonna get old fast😬If you have a tent shove him outside

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FluffythePink 22

Type out a letter: To whom it concerns, [brothers name] is no longer permitted in this residence due to lack of space and privacy, I will not support or host him beyond that days date. Signed blah blah. Give him that bit of paper and send him to the local council homeless office. It's an 'eviction' notice meaning that he is not intentionally homeless and that legally makes him the councils problem. They have to find him emergency accommodation and he can sit in that lower circle of hell for the decade or two it would take to get a council flat. Bet you anything he's got a new job and is out of it within 6 months... Seriously, that's all you owe him. If you are feeling generous then Google your local youth hostels and pay for a couple of weeks for him. It was £84 for 5 days in Brighton last month. If you are not in a tourist area, it should be cheaper. Once he's out, put a shower curtain down on your bed, cover yourself with Angel Delight and let your boyfriend find you 😁

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Iamthebanzai22 21

You know, there is a LOT that your brother could do to contribute without having a job. This includes cleaning the house, doing gardening, doing odd jobs etc, There is a big difference between a freeloader and someone who is genuinely down on their luck.

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