I kick ass.
And there's only two things that need to be known. I hate U2. I hate Texans. If you're a U2 loving Texan, I hope you get set on fire and penetrated by overly-endowed bulls. Just sayin'.
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By Cellismasher - /
Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:37 /
United States
How appropriate
By ohgod - /
Friday 14 August 2009 16:57 /
United States
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
By unbelievable208 - /
Wednesday 5 August 2009 05:28 /
United States
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
By thefailure - /
Sunday 2 August 2009 04:21 /
United States